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Social Distancing on Zoom (Buddie & Tarlos Edition)

Ryan is just reaching home, and the other boys have been chilling the whole time; just waiting to start their daily catch up call. 

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If anyone ever as much as raises their voice at mateo they finna catch these hands.

Okay, how can a person be mean to him ever?

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look at my babies

“How many life decisions did you make today?”

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There is no heterosexual explanation for any of this

Someone. Commented on one of my videos that Eddie just loves Buck as a brother and friend EXCUSE ME BITCH WHERE....look how in love this thirsty man is

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He’s just… BABY

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THIS IS THE SOFTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

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You can't convince me this didn't actually happen

tk: so, are you into cars?

mateo: oh sure, it’s a great movie

tk: no, i mean are you a car person?

mateo: i’m a human person.

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marjan: you can’t just use “i’m gay” as an excuse for everything you know

tk:

tk: [quietly] but i’m gay.

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carlos: [hands tk a glass of water]

tk: uhm, thank you? but what is this for?

carlos: paul told me that you get thirsty around me

tk: [chokes on water]

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*blows a kiss to the monitor* for fanfiction writers

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Buck: I’m not the only person who wants to have sex with their best friend. Bobby does too

Bobby: yeah but my best friend is my wife

Chimney: no offense Hen but I’ll pass

Hen: it’s ok Chim I feel the same way

Eddie: *appears in the door way*

id have sex with my best friend *winks at Buck*

Buck:

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Me before school

Buck, ordering coffee: can I get a venti caramel macchiato with uh.... seven espresso shots??

Chimney, in line behind him: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.

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Bobby: please, stop throwing yourself in near-death situations

Buck: read 5:24 ✔

Bobby: this is a VERBAL CONVERSATION

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- firefam at the dinner table -

Eddie: The food's too hot, can't eat it.

Hen:

Chimney:

Athena:

Maddie:

Buck: You're hot too, but I'd still eat y-

Bobby, slamming his hand down on the table: ONE DINNER

Athena, sighing: Here we go again.

Bobby: Just ONE peaceful family dinner! That's all I ask!

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Buck: FIGHT ME

Eddie, right behind him: Fight him and I'll make sure you never walk straight again.

Bobby, right behind him: Fight either of them and I will make sure you never walk again.

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buck: so what’s your type?

eddie: tall, muscular, blond hair, dumb, blue eyes

buck: that kinda sounds like me, too bad i’m not a girl

eddie: did i mention dumb?

buck: yeah

eddie: okay, just making sure