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Heather: Is there anything you are afraid of?

Blake: I know no fear. One time, some bloke held a knife to me neck and I just laughed. I walked through infernos with a grin on my face. Death is only a small inconvenience for me.

*Later that same evening*

Luca: What are we?

Blake: *panics in commitment issue*

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girl frog 🐸

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The Siphoner 🩸 A character class for The Hidden Isle. You can preorder the TTRPG here

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hhHHHHhh

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two types of yearning

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Hello hello, new post is already on boosty by the way AKHEM

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Keegan, the man, the legend

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Happy Valentine’s Day ♥️

To everybody except Hesh, I guess

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Funny looking banana

(via)

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Sidewinder viper By: Edward S. Ross From: Wildlife of the Deserts 1980

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Langer's Mussurana (Clelia langeri), family Colubridae, endemic to Bolivia

photograph by Eduardo Navia

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Sssssinnamon roll snake 🐍

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me googling like a concerned parent: why does my child have violently yellow giant eyes after eating too many dragon hearts pls help elden ring

can’t wait to stress melina out more in the dlc

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went insane so we have a new NSFW post on Boosty

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Remus opened his letter, surprised when it appeared to be a howler. The last time he’d heard one was the day before Sirius got disowned back in 5th year.

He was in the dining hall for breakfast, sitting at the staff table. He watched as Harry and Hermione plotted, looking anxious. He blew it off, as it seemed Harry was always weary.

“A howler,” Snape sneered from beside him.

“Astute observation, Severus.” Remus told him, nodding at him.

Remus disregarded Snape, and focused on the howler. There was no name on it, so it was possible it was from a student playing a prank. In good nature, for the prankingnostalgia, Remus opened it.

There was silence for a moment before a loud, booming voice started to yell. “DARLINGGGGG, GUESS WHOS BACK FROM JAIL” And it was his Sirius Black. And he knew they would find each other again.

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me and the bestie aka @yawnderu went insane and created yanderu I mean Slasher!Keegan

god bless insane mentally unstable fictional men