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A mouth-watering fuck-ton of hand references.

[From various sources]

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Well.

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GO WATCH THIS SHOW, HONESTLY IT IS SO AMAZING. 

IF THIS POST CREATES 1 NEW PUSHING DAISIES FAN MY LIFE = MADE. 

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Why drink infused waters? 1. Green tea, mint, and lime - For fat burning, digestion, headaches, congestion and breath freshener. 2. Strawberry and kiwi - For cardiovascular health, immune system protection, blood sugar regulation, digestion. 3. Cucumber, lime, and lemon - For water weight management, bloating, appetite control, hydration, digestion 4. Lemon, lime, and orange - For digestion vitamin C, immune defense, heartburn, (Drink this one at room temperature) Infused waters are good for detoxification energy and hydration. Put as much fruit in water as you like and let the water sit for at least 30 minutes before drinking. Share if you care!

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It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

Happy writing. You can do it!

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joharvhelle:

reasons to be alive

the quiet place

rainy mood

things to do when you feel bad

receive compliments

when ur not having a good day

make sand art

reminders

more reminders

self-care suggestions

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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the hall……..

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In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

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Things to Do When You're Anxious, Scared, or Just Need a Distraction

Seed Plant Breeder

Fly a Line

Paint a Nebula

The Quiet Place

The Thoughts Room

Paint Like Jackson Pollock

Rainy Mood

Do Nothing for Two Minutes

Stress Analyst

Create Your Own Picasso Face

Weave Silk

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I want to die

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I should fucking die

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Barbie Vlog #9

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All i want is $10,000,000 and an orgasm.

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i could really make use of a massage, an orgasm, hard apple cider & a check for $300,000

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what the fuck hannah

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So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone.