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"Cue a 25 minute unskippable cutscene of my tragic backstory, 15 minutes of which is a bad bitch twerking the life out of my father's eyes"
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”Local Frostitute has an idea, 7 dead, 20 injured”
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”I can’t sell enough mint to pay all me bills”
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“Ascend to Leg Heaven”
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“The 32nd flavor of Baskin Robins, my favorite Bible testament”
“He basks in the light of God, Robin”
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“Ronald Reagan, the Pathetic Sadboy™️ on my windshield”
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“Shut the fuck up, Massive Cock McGee”
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“What’s your cup size”
“3oz”
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“Why do we need AI to suck at anatomy when we have Cishet male artists?”
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“Baaaack pocket! YUMMMMM”
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“Damn, these ducks have billions of feet”
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”It’s one of those things where you change it, and it changes”
“Fuck buddy, it sure does”
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"I will need the teeny peeny after social secuweety"
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”Vegetables were invented by the government to spy on us”
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“One would not consider themself shitted” -Club, before devolving into giggles
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”Kermit killed my boyfriend”
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"Beef jerky scrotum"
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