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#wow i completely forgot my password for like a week

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The person I reblogged this from deserves tacos

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU BETTER REBLOG THIS FROM ME

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#slowdashisslow #im bored

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gone for the weekend

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#i would join a clown cult #the music has to be bomb tho #icp is shit on a pointy stick thats slowly sliding toward your hand

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Other rpers: COMPLEX CHARACTERS, EPIC PLOTS, FULL TERM PREGNANCIES, FIGHTING, TROLOLOLOLOLOL

Me: *crawls under a rock*

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#everytime i wear white i get dirty #every time #today the universe sent a dog #it got its dirty little paws all over me #we found its owner tho so nbd

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but no really can you guys reblog this so i can have more homestuck rp blogs to harass

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#haha i was here this whole time #im gonna go watch ancient aliens somewhere

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Hey guys, reblog if you're a Homestuck rp blog.

Or rp blogs in general, idc. I’d love to rp with everyone :)

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#crisis averted shes been at work this whole time #i could have eaten like an hour ago #she needs to be clear in her messages like dang

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#i dont know whats happening #i just wanted to go out to eat now im here like...what is my mother doing i have plans

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#sbarg #land of lakes and string #i prototyped my cat an a sweater #i panicked ok

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#not that im ungrateful and wont eat it #its cake #i can scrape off the gross oatmeal goo on top

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#i think my mom is bringing me cake #my birthday is next week i can safely assume shes not going to save it for the whole week #i really hope shes not going to save it for a week i put on pants because i thought she was coming over #also im going to laugh if she brings me german chocolate i tell her all the time i hate german chocolate and she always gets it anyway #she and my three sisters love it

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#this is taking forEVER i #dont kn ow how to write articles #I AM NOT A NEWSPAPER PERSON WHAT AM I DOING #im gonna finish it though and post it so you all can enjoy my pitiful attempt #and then quickly delete it so that we may never speak of it again

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#went from 500 to 117 blogs im following #it was hard man #i cried a little #every click was pain #except for like two #i did not know them and i dont remember following them