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two sheep. standing still

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Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

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did this last night

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i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user

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Black Sesame Milk

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here's a comp of completely random pictures in russian that make me giggle: pt 1??

(news article) a blogger got lost in a forest shooting a video on how to not get lost in a forest

um so whens this gonna turn into crab flavored lays

"please, don't knock on the glass! Dusen'ka is resting!"

-aha, you've got lack of tea and sweets -i knew it

a poet Valery Bryusov sitting under a table because he likes it

and my personal favorite that doesn't need a translation:

have a great holiday!

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today my mom introduced me to the Russian meme “у меня лапки” where the text “I have little paws” is superimposed on a sad cat to imply the cat cannot do anything, because it has little paws

some examples:

“I can’t do anything I have little paws”

“I can’t I have little paws”

“I would help but I have little paws”

a greeting card that says “but I have little paws” 

in its simplest form, as this meme becomes so widespread and ubiquitous only a single word is needed for everyone to get the reference: “little paws” 

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I'm gonna make a post with all of the 'stick figure violence' adjacent images I have. if anyone knows any similar ones I'm missing PLEASE SEND ME THEM. I have an unhealthy obsession with them.

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Too tired to draw but I still need everyone to be aware of this bizarre interaction I had at work this morning

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I’m crying

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I need to [remembers I shouldn't make suicide jokes] join a whaling crew

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foreman. babe. we’re at the bottom end of season 8. you have worked here for almost a decade. why are you still surprised there's medical malpractice going on at the medical malpractice department that you, personally, used to do medical malpractice at

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introducing people to something you like