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full offence but I do NOT watch movies so I can "turn my brain off" I take this shit so seriously

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Wunking and entering

#THIS IS SO SCARY

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“Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.”

— Daniel M. Lavery, How To Respond To Criticism (via boringoldraphael)

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

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most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

#Oh I would be an Oscar-worthy dead wife

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The tumblr experience is having politics that make the most left leaning progressive you know irl blush and then logging on here and getting called a bootlicker fascist because you said that you dont think we should make the reign of terror happen again

#OP I would shake your hand if I could. #And it's always the people who are like. Too anxious to order their own food from McDonalds. Who are the most verbally violent. #You had to spend 30 minutes hyping yourself up to make 1 phone call. You're not guillotining anyone.

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randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.

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INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR

I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE 

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#Classic #It's only two years old but ya know.

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When we first started hanging out, before we were officially "together," his watch would beep every once in a while. I asked him what that was for, and he said it was just a reminder he set. Well, tonight he confessed to me he lied: it wasn't a reminder, it was a notification that his heart rate was higher than normal. He had to turn it off because it was telling on him.

#Sorry to boyfriend post on main but like. Yeah. Yeah.

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everyone talks about one-hit wonders, but no one seems to think about two-hit wonders. neon trees released “everybody talks” and “animals” and then fucked off forever. LMFAO released “party rock” and “sexy and i know it” and then apologized and left the radio. many such cases, all of which are deeply fascinating to me

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16th Street, Courtenay, North Dakota.

#This sucks real bad #Animal Crossing house....

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I wish these people were oppressed

#This is a classic. To me.

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#Oh noooooo D: