Multi-talented + no motivation is a crazy agonizing combo
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Scared to be a dom bc like what if I just start stuttering
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"Too tired to be awake, far too awake to fall asleep!" An album by me
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"He's dead, he would've wanted you to move on-" WRONG. REINCARNATION/DESPERATE NECROMANCY TROPE 🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️🧙♂️👫👬👭👫👭👬👫👬👫👫👬👫👬👫👫👬👫👫👬👫👭👫👫👫👫👫👫👬👫👭👭👬👬👭👭👭👬👬👬👭👭👭👬👬👫💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞
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This world is literally no fun. I could say "guys vote me for president we'll have free ice cream days" and mfs will approach me like "but the economy" the economy can tickle my balls who wants free ice cream
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I don't want someone to subtly hit on me, the obviousness should literally bash me over the head and spit on me
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I actually hate celebrity articles, LIKE GET TO THE POINT no I don't want to hear about thier career I wanna know WHY THEY BLEW UP A MCDONALD'S
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Everytime I see pro bono I read it as pro boner and I'm like no boner necessary thank you
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Born to "haiii \(^°^)/" forced to "hello, lovely weather we're having"
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Head from a mf with a hydro vision
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Another day without Devil's Line season 2. WHAT'S THE POINT OF IT ALL I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE
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Phones are not fat finger friendly how tf I'm suposed to have a conversation on these lil ass keys
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There are 2 wolves inside you: Lana Del Rey coded and Chase Atlantic coded
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Why are security guards and firemen always so hot is it like a requirement or something
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I hate when authors start getting anatomical in the smut.... gurl wtf is a scrotum where his dick at
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The funniest thing is that if anything were to ever happen to me I would call my mom before I call the police/ambulance
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I hate that there's always discourse about who should be with who in the shipping community... just put them all together and call it a day. Polycule? Nah, dodechahedron [this is multishipper propaganda]
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