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the dog dad from bluey being an internet sexyman is so funny. they made a rectangle that you want to fuck
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Building my PC can't wait to download Sims 2 and play every day after work
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the face of a kitten who is finally big enough to jump up on the kitchen counter and celebrated this milestone by eating her own dinner, her brother's dinner, and the last bit of her brother's second dinner.
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between tiktok and youtube slop, kids these days are subjected to possibly one of the worst media diets in the history of mankind. unlike me who was raised on the same 10 commercials for corn syrup products cycling between variety shows, as nature intended
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I didn’t want to be the one to tell you this girl but if you don’t like how their sweat smells then they are not the one for you
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>wake up in treehouse
>hungover from root beer
>late for my job as ice cream taster at candy mountain
>stumble to cardboard box to drive to work
>don't have enough imagination to make it go
>try to take my bike
>get pulled over by toy soldier for having a girly bike
>get sentenced to a saturday of homework and to watch baby shows like barney
>thank him for his service
>fired from job
>go to candy store
>stumble home hyper
>wake up for another big day
I LOVE LIVING IN KIDWORLD, THE ONLY FUN COUNTRY ON EARTH
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The real reason magnets do that is because they are perverse sexual beasts
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