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if someone brought karl marx back to life the first thing I would do is have a shopping montage to get him modern outfits where I shake my head yes or no to the outfits he picks out but then after that we'd get down to serious business

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accidentally squirts ketchup water onto my freshly made hotdog and immediately runs to my basement where I blow dust and cobwebs off an old telegraph machine and start sending a morse code SOS signal to whoever can hear me

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#wait i thought that person was joking at first help

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Even the top gets pregnant

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how it looks for two loner shut-ins to swag out together

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#utdr

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#dorohedoro

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Stop saying scared guys can’t top, we can!!

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"a pee themed bathroom experience"

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me: *exhaling massive bong rip* "fuucckk im hungry lol"

my traditional liveried english butler who lives in my apartment and works for free (its a fetish for him): "does sir wish to have her baconator and nuggets now?"

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sad painting I made about depression 🔆