cityfey

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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did you guys know about this oc stuff. you can just make a guy. big if true

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the classic trope of "what if you went to a town and it was weird" never fails

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you disagreed w me in an intellectually honest way. we're friends now.

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obi wan kenobi + force suggestion

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Absolutely love the vibes this guy is bringing to the table

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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

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me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……

the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?

me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is

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THIS GUY ☝️👇☝️👇☝️👇 honours the COCK 😤😤👏👏💯💯💯

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Whenever I see an Ivan Aivazovski painting the sea monster in me goes absolutely feral

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Murderbot: Stats Overview

Mental processing speed: 500%

Emotional processing speed: 5%

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Combining my two biggest fixations atm <3

[cityfey]

everyone loves Predynastic Egyptian Terracotta Bowl with Human Feet. shout-out to a real one

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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

#me trying to tell my friends about filk

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ur telling me a dungeon fried this rice? 🤨

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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it