cleanse-thy-soul

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utensils: overrated

eating things in bits with your hands like a little mouse: underrated

eating cheese, mouse food: overrated

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so funny that multiple audio drama podcasts have creepy eye motifs because OH NO. NOT THE CONCEPT OF VISION IN MY AUDIO ONLY FICTION

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girl are you coffee because you make me . nervous but i loveyou

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Me every day.

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wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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yummy pomegranate

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@neizlemts math and headaches

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my mom, dead in the middle of a conversation, slams on the breaks in the middle of a country road so she can pull over and take a picture of all these cows running for cover from the rain and adsfkjlfkdjg and thi dskfjfgj

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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

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today on neat hozier retweets: disappearing birds!

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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i love when the “it is my god given right to remain miserable and take things personally. fuck you for making a post about the importance of drinking water. a bottle of dasani tried to kill me in the fourth grade” crowd and the “you guys are so stupid. you can actually cure every disease on earth with diet and exercise. no i’m not ‘lucky’ to be in ‘good health,’ i just take care of myself :) i have a superiority complex about this by the way” crowd start arguing. it’s a real unstoppable force v. immovable object situation

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mutuals i am on the top bunk peering over the side to look down at u & i’m goin Psst hey r u still awake

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this too shall pass

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baby girl having the worst time of her life

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- found wanting