THIS SONG IS SOOOO GOOD ND UNDERRATED
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I was at a record fair and I mentioned autism and the guy was like 'do you wanna by some Talking Heads records?'
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A leopard seal waking up from a nap with it’s own version of bed head.It’s warm body has melted the ice it was sleeping on, wetting down it’s fur on one side. Source: National Geographic’s Instagram page @natgeo
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Seeing dumbasses talk about the "Shoplifting Epidemic" nonsense. Like even if you believe the numbers given by the National Retail Federation pushing this myth, the value of stolen goods has only increased by 1.4% since last year if adjusted for inflation.
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i made you a cookie but i fucked it with my penis until there was nothing
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i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.
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Show your unwavering support for Costco’s iconic $1.50 hot dog combo with a bumper sticker. Showcase your love for the unbeatable value proudly.
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