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Percy Jackson but Hestia has a cabin. that is where the unclaimed go because she goddess of home and family. Demigods get claimed faster because when they show up Hestia glares at her siblings, nieces and nephews untill they claim them.

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Chiron and Mr D: now that you've trained at camp for one (1) week it's time for you to embark on a quest to retrieve Zeus' lightning bolt and stop all out war from breaking out amongst the Gods.

Percy: are you aware that i am twelve years old

Chiron and Mr D: this is your dad's will

Percy: is he aware that i am twelve years old

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The best part of the percy jackson books is that from percy's perspective hes just an easygoing funny cool guy who seems pretty harmless but the moment you see him from someone elses pov hes terrifying. Just a crazy good fighter, a force of nature killing machine, literally gets mistaken for a god in disguise. But he doesnt see that side of himself at all because hes too busy arguing with authority figures and respecting women. I love him

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how are they gonna adequately prepare whatever child they cast for nico di angelo. it has got to be impossible for someone that young to give informed consent about playing the saddest wettest loser in all of human history. like hey kid i know youre sprightly and all of ten, but we need you to be in all five stages of grief at all times. remember, your mother was killed in fascist italy, youre eighty years old, and now youre in love with the guy who killed your sister. say this next line like you know what it's like to be an ear of corn.

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claimed by the sea 🔱

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“how is annabeth head of athena cabin” have you ever met an autistic 12 year old girl. she’s running that shit like the navy

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I can't remember how much of this is implied canon or my own interpretation, but I fully believed that Chiron recognized Percy was a son of Poseidon from the fountain incident with Nancy Bobofit, knew that a child of the Big Three being claimed would be a total shit show, and simply chose not to say a word about it

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I’ve just started reading The Lost Hero and I’m crying at how many times Percy, Hero of The Second Titan War is referred to as “Percy Jackson: Annabeth’s boyfriend” it’s reminding me of this picture.

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Nico: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Reyna: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Nico: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Coach Hedge: edible

I can't believe that this didn't happen during Blood of Olympus🤣😂

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Sleepy cuddles in the cabin

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annabeth trying to dismantle a GOD's unbeatable machine because her fatal flaw is hubris and percy just knowing he was going to sit on the machine because his fatal flaw is loyalty THIS FUCKING WRITERS ROOM PLEASE SPARE ME

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Percy, to Nico:

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Rize: Are you having another depressive episode?

Kaneki: A depressive episode?

Kaneki: I’m having a depressive series and we’re on season nine.

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Will: man sure is dark here

Nico:

Will: I’m not scared or anything

Nico:

Will: i mean whose scared of the dark these days? Not me, no sir

Nico: do you want me to hold you hand?

Will: Yes please

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I literally can’t wait for Will’s pov because finally we’re getting a view of Nico that isn’t “he’s creepy” “he’s weird” or “i don’t like him very much”

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Nico laughing echoes with the sound of bones rattling

Hand Annabeth a few strands of thick thread while she speaks and in seconds she'll have woven the strongest rope imaginable

When Piper speaks, you swear you can hear the voices of all those you love in her words

As the sun shines on Will, his blond hair catches his father's light creating such a bright illuminance that it's impossible to look at him without squinting

When Thalia and Jason stand in a storm, self created or natural, their eyes flash with each lightning bolt that shoots through the sky

Look at Hazel for too long and you'll soon see the ghostly outline of her skull

To know what Percy is feeling, you'll only have to look at the sea around him. The ocean tells what his face does not

There's a quiet strength in Leo, if he's not careful he could crush solid metal as if it were merely clay

Frank does not need to shout to be heard, if he wished, he could speak only in a whisper and everyone would hear his words as if they'd been spoken directly in your ear. You cannot ignore War

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People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.