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just some lil guys with autism that love wolves

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Don't say I don't deliver

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not me never crying but then finishing the song of achilles and starting sobbing my eyes out not only for the book, which is art, but also for everything else i had bottled up for ages :))

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I SWEAR TO GOD(S)

IF I SEE ONE MORE IDIOT SAY "OmG HaDeS Is ThE kInG oF tHe UnDeRwOrLd ThAt MaKeS hIm SaTaN" I will personally go down into the underworld, swim across the Styx, personally tell Persephone what you said and tell her to shove a bundle of straw down your IGNORANT, IDIOTIC, DUMB DUMB THROAT.

this was a message from the Blueturtle society of not being a dumbass

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allow yourself to be imperfect in your worship. allow yourself to be simple in your gestures and libations. allow yourself to place inexpensive trinkets on your altar; the gods, heroes and ancestors aren’t about ostentation or expensive wines or other drinks or foods you offer them. the only thing that matters to them is your love. your honesty. your reaching out and talking to them is more significant than anything else.

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Rodolfo: Hey, I cooked so I'm just waiting for you to get home.

Alejandro, who just lost a bet to Soap and Ghost and now has to do this on a dare: what's for... what's for dinner, bitch? *shaking*

Rodolfo: *silence*

Rodolfo: *more silence*

Soap: Hey, I think it's gonna be fi-

Rodolfo: *angry Spanish screaming*

Everyone: ...

Ghost: I don't speak Spanish but I don't think he's saying what's for dinner

Valeria: I do and he is not.

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EVERYONE SHUT UP

IN CIRCE,ODYSSEUS REFERRED TO PATROCLUS AS THE BEST PART OF ACHILLES

I’M NOT WELL

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achilles: remember when your ghost appeared to me because i wouldn't stop sobbing and wailing on your dead body, subsequently going on a murder rampage to avenge your death, and asked me to be buried in the same tomb to still be together even in hades?

patroclus: what did you do?

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achilles holding pat's hands.

achilles kissing pat's hands.

"how many people have you healed with these?— i know you have healed me."

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@yourlqss

I loved those Ron dating headcanons 😭 please do chef dating headcanons

Wooooo boy. It's been awhile since I've done this.

Time to get back to these asks. :)

Chef dating headcanons

Not even gonna lie, I could so see Chef as a malewife.

I mean, Chef will cook and clean for you.

He could be cooking up something and you could come up behind him and wrap your arms around him (even if you're shorter than him), and he'd turn his head to giggle and smile at you before he'd go back to cooking.

Chef would play some instrument (probably an acoustic guitar) and sing and play your favorite song.

He's probably the most average man to date.

Chef would so simp for you and everything you do, he would go on rants about how perfect you are.

He would definitely rant to his friends about you.

He loves giving (and sometimes getting) forehead kisses.

It doesn't matter who you are, what you're like towards other people, or what you do for a living, he'll still love you all the same.

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Gta v headcanons that literally no body wants but I'm giving you anyway

- Tracey when she was sick as a child called Trevor dad while half asleep, Trevor cried

- Ron's got a crush on Trevor. Trevor knows and finds it reallyyyyy funny

- Micheal actually likes the taste of kale and all those greens in his smoothies

- In North Yankton Era Amanda committed shoplifting and whatnot to impress Micheal

- Trevor was Micheals best man, T wore boots to the wedding and pretended to forget the rings

- Wades while listening to ICP convinced Trevor to kill ped0s like in the song to catch a predator. They were really good at it, wade voiced the little girl

-Franklin competes regularly in car races he once lost and didn't race for 3 months

- Lamar moved into Franklin's new house and stays there more then Frank

- Trevor is a cat person but adores chop

-Micheal doesn't like pets after a dog bit him

-None of the unholy trinity can sing. At. All

-Trevor wore eyeliner in North Yankton but doesn't anymore cause he kept hitting his eye

-Wades has made Trevor scream before because of his Juggalo face paint

I don't know anymore at the moment this was just for shits and giggles

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Ethan: hey, can you just throw this as hard as you can for me?

Heisenberg: sure. *lines up shot*

Heisenberg: so why am I doing this? *throws it*

Ethan: Interesting, how you agree before asking why.

Heisenberg: my agreement was never conditional upon the explanation. I would have done it either way.  because you asked.

Ethan: … that’s actually kind of sweet. 

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Why are two war criminals on my brain I don't even like the military yet here I am obsessed with Ghost/Soap

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does it ever drive you crazy…

…just how fast the night changes?

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*scottish accent* just me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic

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I think-- Ghost grunting? ALMOST whimpering? I don't know what the sound is but HOT DAMN

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