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Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)

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Labour is going to win the general election and then say this doesn’t go far enough.

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What makes this even funnier is if you’re a rich guy and do this the actual poker players will shower you with praise and stroke your ego (especially when you win hands through sheer variance) and say you’re great and to keep doing what you’re doing because they’re just siphoning money from you and want you to keep it up. Like, that’s the original definition of a “whale” in the gambling sense

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corporate ppl are always like “i hate email comms they cause so many delays” but those people are fools. i crave communication delays. i hit send on an email and then immediately shoot a prayer up to the heavens that the response may take 2-3 days. let’s slow everything down just a bit thank you.

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the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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THIS WAS AN ACTUAL POST BY THE POKEMON COMPANY. 

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im gonna fucking cry

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reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

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A cartoon from 1914 that could have been written today

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The late stages of capitalism are nigh.

Abolish Citizens United. Restore meaningful campaign finance laws.