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im the prettiest canary in this mine

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girl if you do not clock out and lezz the fuck out already..

#me @ me in the mirror

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good morning TO ME

#i’ve wanted this image my entire life

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#many such cases

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he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

#and are they wrong

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Sam Reid as Lestat de Lioncourt INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE SEASON 2 (2024).

#id like to believe these are within about 20 mins of each other

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if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

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"Intermission is almost over. Take your seats and prepare for Act II."

#got so dizzy i had to but the phone DOWN. THE DISPLACEMENT OF REASON.?!

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You said he was loving. I believe that. That's what you brought out in him.

#oh no…

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everyone in my household smokes out of their little electric vape pens 24/,7 but when i light a real cigarette they're like nooo what about the toxins!!! you are smoking the video drome.

#ilove this post

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#and i was clutching my hairline in the theater

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Zendaya, Josh O’Connor, and Mike Faist for The New York Times

“We discussed a lot about how we could flesh out the basic point that the triangle is not just two people after one, but the corners touch together all the time. You’re not jealous of your girlfriend or your boyfriend. You’re jealous because you’re not chosen by one and you’re losing the other.” — Luca Guadagnino, about ‘Challengers’ for The New York Times

#just saw this. bongos crazy.

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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can i come be weird on your couch but you end up being super into it and then we kiss?

#situations i could be in if i wasn’t a nitwit