2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers
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what if people got a new name every birthday
what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh
“I had my first kiss when I was Greg”
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FACT OF THE DAY: zebras’ stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange
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recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend
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people who complain about “getting too many asks”
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This is a weed smokers lungs after he died from marijuana. Don’t smoke weed please reblog to save a life
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We’re going to knotts berry farm tomorrow im thinking about that shaq tweet
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Who hurt you
My expectations
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who are you fucking
im fucking tired bitch that’s who
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we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh
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