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I wanna fuck you like a vegetable
I wanna feel your whole rind
I wanna fuck you like a vegetable
my whole existence is weak
you bring me closer to leek
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Samus Aran wearing that Virgin Destroyer Sweater that was a meme a while back (and also her Power Armor from Metroid Dread).
(Sweater designed by Dishwasher1910 on twitter, NSFW warning)
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Pranking wunk
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i cant believe connie is a filthy homestuck
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My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"
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last summer I saw a giant moth who had fallen into a water trough, and I gently lifted her out so she could dry her wings and fly away. This was an act of great foresight on my part, since I know that one day, when I am in grave danger and all hope is fading鈥he will appear, and remember me from long ago, and lift me out of the water trough that I have fallen into. I鈥檓 telling you, this moth was huge
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art nouveau fireplace from 1908 in Catalonia
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barbie official: we鈥檙e gonna put all our movies on youtube for free!
youtube, still selling their movies: huh? what鈥檇 they say they were going to do?
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Sometimes I remember that "I'm so fucking normal right now" is a line from disco elysium. like that's such a sentence from a tumblr post to me but no. harry du bois said that. out loud. he would do numbers on here
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unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.
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