This stems from my WIP that I’m currently plotting (among like, five other stories), where Dust, Killer, and Farmer are in a prison.
He is the most annoying little shit I swear
Not only does he somehow manage to charm almost every single newbie nurse, but he’s also a master at getting away with “technically-not-illegal” things
Dust figures out the loopholes, and Killer abuses them.
Like really abuses them.
He irritates the guards to no end but they can’t do shit because he’s technically not disobeying the rules
The very few times he does get in some sort of fight or accidentally does something that earns him a genuine punishment, he always goes straight to solitary confinement.
Killer isn’t a fan of solitary confinement. Kinda sucks for him.
He also has a fun little hobby of finding ways to just… break out.
Doesn’t run afterwards. Just sits outside waiting for the guards to find him and drag him back in
The Prison Guards theorise he’s only staying because of Dust and Farmer.
They also frequently question how the hell he’s managing to escape, and sometimes Killer takes pity on them (read: wants to rub it in their faces) and shows them.
He’s literally just a goofy guy who likes to cause mischief. Hell, sometimes he even starts riots and then dips before they can find him for the hell of it
His file says something along the lines of, “Killer appears to be extremely cunning, craft and charming, and uses these traits to be the biggest shithead in any prison ever.” in big, bold letters.
Nurses have to sign a contract that they will not be charmed by Killer because this motherfucker has no sense of shame.
Starving people to this extent they have to use animal feed to make bread, and shooting at Palestinian people continuously for just trying to feed their families... the IOF can rot. I am beyond sick and tired of the UN and any and every world organization for letting this continue to happen. This is beyond atrocious.