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dude did you seriously just put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up?
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“blue hair” this, “pronouns” that. find someone with flowing silver hair and spells
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um. insects crustaceans molluscs and small fish in there?
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196 rule
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my new shirt i got for christmas
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imagine dragons prematurely blew a fat load when they came up with such a righteous band name, with the price of being limp&dry ever since
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straining my cheese cloth through a cheese to get all the cloth out
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(in the passenger seat) look there. you see it? three crows flying east-a good omen! the signs urge us to speed through this school zone
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