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girl help they are making me do my job at work

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Stop thinking so much. You’re breaking your own heart.

Unknown (via quotemadness)

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the saying you cant miss what you never had is so insane to me.... like um actually i am always missing what i never had. theres so much missing... i miss everything

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i apologize for not responding for 9 weeks straight it will happen again

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bring out the pussy

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Holy Trinity : pinterest+Tumblr+Spotify

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hair is so funny like lol there’s lines coming out of my head

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*at the ADHD wizard meeting* sometimes i just find it difficult to hocus-focus

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ok but consider this

who cares

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My favorite thing about fanfic authors is they can identify any gap in a canon timeline where characters are offscreen and exploit the ever living fuck out of it

They see a time skip of any length and go

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apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can't carry on a conversation to save my life

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target audience of less than ten individuals

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If you don’t propose with this don’t fuckin bother

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“Oh my god you’re a writer? Can I read your stuff?”

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I would choose five minutes with you over a lifetime with anyone else.

Beau Taplin (via quotemadness)

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MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something