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Space Trash
25, cisfemale, ace. Current fandoms: The Martian, Hawkeye, Almost Human. Follow for funny stuff, nail art, cosplay, and cats. I also cosplay, cross stitch, and play with Vocaloids. Sometimes accidentally a feminist blog. Whoops. (Stock header photo by...
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Salem is gen z
Exibit a:
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As someone that has grown up surrounded by beaches and done surf life saving, I know how the sea works. Lots of people dont. Every summer multiple tourists die here because they don’t respect the sea, if you’re going to the coast, here’s a thing I saw on Facebook.
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“I might not be the right one
It might not be the right time
But there’s something about us I’ve got to do
Some kind of secret I will share with you”
Shep and Stella from Interstella 5555. Great movie!
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aragorn and legolas but theyre tired camp counselors
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Dwarven Sleep Spell
For some context, our paladin was experiencing an episode of violent PTSD because he’s seen some stuff and is attacking everyone in the party thinking we’re the enemy.
Wizard: I cast Sleep!
Paladin: *makes his save*
Bard: I also cast Sleep!
Paladin: *again makes his save*
Ranger: I cast Sleep!
Paladin: *His dice seem to hate spells today as he makes his save*
Me (dwarven warrior with no magic): I CAST DWARVEN SLEEP SPELL!!
I proceeded to punch the Paladin square in the face and knocked him out cold.
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“Guess who’s just got murdered?”
“Guys I got the whole thing planned”
“What kind of woman don’t have an axe”
“Whaaaat Terry loves yogurt”
“Gina the human form of the 💯 emoji”
“I’m in a state of joy”
Jake Peralta, Amy Santiago, Rosa Diaz, Terry Jeffords, Gina Linetti, Captain Raymond Holt and Cheddar by Gabriel Picolo
Gabriel’s Twitter: (@_gabrielpicolo): https://twitter.com/_gabrielpicolo?s=09
Gabriel’s Instagram: (@/picolo) https://instagram.com/_picolo?utm_source=ig_profile_share&igshid=1egxb64grsnpf
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AAAAAAAA PLAY WITH SOUND AGAIN OMG MY HEART
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