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coffeeblend108 · 15 hours
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coffeeblend108 · 1 day
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i love that the entire internet is committed to the bit of not accurately presenting what breaking bad is about
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you mustn’t let your mother know of my vast fortune of cotton candy i keep in the walls next to this stupid money
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coffeeblend108 · 4 days
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"Heterostraightphobia doesn't exist"
Me, an innocent heterostraight: Good macklemorning to you
Tumbler SWJs:
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coffeeblend108 · 7 days
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My first video of yours was the marble blast one which prominently features the patty art and I was basically holding the two truths of either you were a guy who wanted their sona dressed like that or was a trans girl until I heard your pronouns.
Honestly the name Patricia Taxxon shoulda tipped me off but I've met several cis male furries with female sonas.
I definitely watched at least that video and a chunk of another one til I was sure.
Question, did any of you find my channel & take a nonzero amt of time to find out that I'm trans? What was your initial impression? had someone call me a cis youtuber bullying a trans youtuber on that big joel/caelan conrad mini video & i wanna know if that happens often, and if so, how
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coffeeblend108 · 11 days
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please please please please reblog if you’re a writer and have at some point felt like your writing is getting worse. I need to know if I’m the only one who’s struggling with these thoughts
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coffeeblend108 · 1 month
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thank you
kill the shift manager in your brain
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coffeeblend108 · 1 month
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As a Game Master I'm always shocked and a little frustrated when my players stick an idea in their heads and refuse to let go of it no matter how much evidence to contrary I put infront of them, but then I remember being a player in a mini campaign and being utterly convinced that this one background npc whose been around the whole game that was revealed to be a vampire was not the big villian vampire we were looking for.
No guys he's definitely not the bbeg, he's probably just recent spawn.
Just because he was at the ritual 50 years ago doesnt meant hes the bbeg, he was just turned earlier.
Just because hes been seen working with the other vampires doesnt mean hes evil, they're probably enthralling him.
Meanwhile no one else was shocked when he was actually the bbeg, that non-plot-twist was just for me actually.
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coffeeblend108 · 1 month
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Instructions for how to download a Youtube video using VLC on Reddit
Instructions for how to navigate the underworld on an Orphic gold tablet
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coffeeblend108 · 1 month
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hey. why can i enable subliminal weight loss mantras in bejeweled 3
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coffeeblend108 · 1 month
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Plus also you don't know what the dog is learning 100% because the dog can't speak english. If anything it should be easier to train a person cus they know exactly what you want from them.
it's so funny when people are surprised that they can be clicker trained like a dog. of course you can, you're an animal too. thing is, when you clicker train dogs it's actually harder to.
dogs don't know they want it already, after all. you could be trained in a week.
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coffeeblend108 · 1 month
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coffeeblend108 · 1 month
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Pond
Change a single letter and change the word game
I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt
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coffeeblend108 · 1 month
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important poll:
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coffeeblend108 · 1 month
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*ai tiktok tts lady voice* boiling my husband alive in oil!🥰
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coffeeblend108 · 2 months
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Your Daily Reminder to Click for Palestine!
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coffeeblend108 · 2 months
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