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Modern Dracula Story Where Everyone Uses YouTube
• Renfield’s channel is full of videos that are just weird, grainy footage of him in the dark with blown-out audio of him eating bugs and talking to the camera with titles like “EXPERIMENT: BECOMING A VAMPIRE.”
• Jonathan runs a channel where he makes vlogs about what he ate each day and posts the recipe in the description and you can see Dracula in the background like, crawling around on the ceiling and everyone in the comments is freaking out and he just doesn’t notice.
- People keep messaging him saying “Hey, dude, what the fuck? There’s something going on with that guy in your videos???” and Jonathan just says “Oh! That’s Mr. Dracula! He’s nice, he lets me read his books! :D”
- The Sisters also sometimes show up in the background of his videos and they always make a big deal out of dramatically waving to the camera together.
• Van Helsing has over 100 multiple-hour long videos of him standing in front of a blank whiteboard, just talking about vampire mythology. He doesn’t edit them at all, he just immediately uploads them, so there are a ton of really long pauses where he’s standing completely still and trying to get his train of thought back on track. Also, his videos are all private because he doesn’t know how to change the settings.
• Quincey runs a channel where he posts videos about his farm (tours of the ranch house, updates on all the cows, etc.) and he does special travel vlogs about his trip to London and his subscribers keep a running count of just how fast it takes for him to mention Texas in each video.
That’s all I can think of for now, but please feel free to add to this, I want to have more.
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Just saw a post saying a castle was "infested with vampires" and as a biologist am disgusted. That's their natural habitat. They live there
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Another little moth stop-motion animation from a few days ago.
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