need my dick sucked so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina
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if the prof I am supposed to be prostrating myself in front of doesn't come back to her office right now I am going to projectile vomit all over this place
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sorry professor I did fuckall for a month because I am an anxious piece of shit. I can kill myself in your office and change the trajectory of your life forever if that'll help?
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girl help they are making me do my assignments at school
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we used to have normalized whump. remember what they took from you....
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when you suddenly catch yourself considering suicide, ask yourself: am I currently menstruating? the answer might surprise you
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I hate Alex Garland so much it's unreal
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Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think
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guy who had a banana and a handful of nuts for "breakfast" 6 hours ago: I think I need to punish myself for my sins
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