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#blueberry

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i like w,hen ......... theres a Big scaresy fantasies beast ok .... and then the big beast has a litter of babies,,,., and the babeis are veryvery small . ok

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One absolutely hilarious part of human existence is the repeated incidents of spicy bananas. People who have lived their entire lives up to this point just assuming that a specific fruit or vegetable is supposed to taste bitter, tangy, or spicy, having no fucking idea that all this time, they've been allergic to this plant. Because how would they have known? You learn what things taste like by tasting them, nobody's going to tell you that bananas are supposed to be one of the mildest flavours out there. And people already eat so many things that taste hot, bitter, tangy and tart! Because they like how that kind of thing tastes like!

You can just happily much on a plant, thinking "ah, this angry plant tastes sharp because it hates me. Much like all the other sharp angry plants that people eat because they like the sharp", and it wouldn't cross their mind to think that the plant just hates you, specifically.

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I got a fish book from the library and I just think everyone should know that archerfish aka the guys that spit jets of water at bugs to knock them off plants and eat them aka these guys-

-are a social species (like a lot of fish), and that the jet spitting is actually a learned behavior rather than one they just do instinctually. They have to watch older members of their social groups do it a bunch of times (like up to thousands) before they're able to successfully do it themselves. If you take a young one and isolate it from its species, they just never get good at it (they also catch prey like "normal" fish tho, so an archerfish that can't archer won't starve just bc of that)

When they do learn to do it tho, they can compensate for light refraction, vary how much water they spit based on the size of the insect they're aiming for, and will learn to shoot insects that are midflight by spitting in the bug's flight path rather than where the bug actually is

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auto suggest bewilders me

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accidentally clicked out of the text box while creating this meme and made it funnier than anything i was gonna think up

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BADASS AWESOME SKELETON STIMBOARD

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thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

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the bag was rustling

surprise!

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me: oh my sauce is missing sometjing. help

garlic:

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*removes skin*

WHATS CRACKALAKIN?

*distant cackling*

*chanting* SKELETON SKELETON SKELETON SKE-

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People need to learn about the smallest Dutch bird species, ‘De Winterkoning’ which translates into The Winter King. This bird is so round and small.

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Give me jelly beans you fuck head

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"are you picking up what I'm putting down" brother I am hefting that shit above my head with gusto

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Tell me a soft memory

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