coldwarcynicide

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the thing is i dont believe the plantation happened. but i believe flint drank himself to death in savannah. and i believe silver killed him on that island. and i believe sailing to georgia was one of the most painful things silver has ever gone through bc of how flint was. and i believe silver didnt shoot him. and i believe flint didnt survive it.

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I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

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Source: sp4ever on Instagram

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#where’s the link

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black sails is a show-

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there's a cherry blossom tree in DC that keeps blooming every year even though it shouldn't and the park service keeps thinking it's dead and then it keeps blooming! well they're removing a lot of trees to rehabilitate the area and they've said it's finally time for stumpy to go and they're going to mulch it and use the mulch to enrich all the other trees so it can help everything else keep going. and they're also going to plant spliced little pieces of it all over so that stumpy can live forever and this is genuinely sending me into a spiral

#noooo

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More colorsss

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BLACK SAILS 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY WEEK ↪ day two : favourite dynamic [ long john silver / captain james flint. ]

"you heard him."

#wow I feel old for the first time ever...thanks

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surely this is a good idea that doesn’t have the capacity to end real fuckin badly

#I mean technically you CAN put weight limits to bridges #based on their construction material and specifications #but- no bridge would be built that doesn't already outperform the road which runs over it and the restrictions that exist on that.

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Bringing my supplemental books to work to foist them on the company

Watching my rental textbooks disappear off my account when my class is over 😌

#this was a whole series of shutterstock images btw #“businessman dodges book #i don’t get it but thanks…

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The term and concept of "rent lowering gunshots" has seeped into my mental vocabulary, and I've welcomed it there. Something I'm up to is gross and weird? Good, keeps the rent low. Keeps judgy people out. Post weird shit on your blog, do weird shit to your hair, be as fucky as your heart ever wants to be. If you're not the one making the profit, make yourself unprofitable. The aposematism of brightly coloured creatures is there to warn predators, not friends.

You have no moral obligation to make yourself palatable for those who would consume you.

#grow up ugly on purpose #keeps rent low

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I am slowly losing my mind over the shift towards video as the default media format.

I do not find this to be an efficient way to absorb information. I am bored and distracted by the time the largely unnecessary introduction is over. I can't use ctrl+f to find the specific information I'm looking for. If there are instructions to follow, I don't want to have to constantly pause and back up to the part I need.

At least give me a fucking transcript.

#long intros my detested

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Whenever I see an Ivan Aivazovski painting the sea monster in me goes absolutely feral

#longest yeaaaah boi

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“The ceremony is just a formality for the company to see you take the guideon” then why are you the one acting like I’ve only just now taken command…?

#I’ve been there for three months #the company isn’t the one confused #how are my first days of command? #long gone sir. #next question #I really hope that being so far from the flagpole isn’t a repeat of being on the support lot #where I don’t exist bc they don’t see me constantly #object permanence disappears the higher you go

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I feel like the psyops are back…

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Warm-up sketch of Anne Bonny because I’m still not over Black Sails.