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I made the ugliest shriek 
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hello police i would like to report my cats legs missing
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columbian-neck-tie · 7 years
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fun drinking game
take a shot everytime you feel like you wanna die
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I 👏need 👏a 👏girlfriend 👏I 👏can 👏fuck👏 and 👏smoke 👏with.
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NO ONE READS IT LIKE THAT
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i love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly
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What I mean when I say "toxic monogamy culture"
the normalization of jealousy as an indicator of love
the idea that a sufficiently intense love is enough to overcome any practical incompatibilities
the idea that you should meet your partner’s every need, and if you don’t, either you’re inadequate or they’re too needy
the idea that a sufficiently intense love should cause you to cease to be attracted to anyone else
the idea that commitment is synonymous with exclusivity
the idea that marriage and children are the only valid teleological justifications for being committed to a relationship
the idea that your insecurities are always your partner’s responsibility to tip-toe around and never your responsibility to work on
the idea that your value to a partner is directly proportional to the amount of time and energy they spend on you, and it is in zero-sum competition with everything else they value in life
the idea that being of value to a partner should always make up a large chunk of how you value yourself
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