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The guy who produced Suicide Squad is now the treasury secretary of the United States and 5th in the line of presidential succession

to those who keep asking:

no, this is not a shitpost

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basketball court designed by lin of faerghus

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I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

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if you work retail long enough i think you should be given license to kill 

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the line between funny and annoying is a moving one and im shooting at it with my eyes shut in the dark

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i am made of mud, love, and a raging horde of bees

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Who wants to see a FAT otter. A real ROUND boy. A HUGE man. A CHUNKY guy.

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basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

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whenever i hit the clubs bouncers be like “I.D. please”

no problem

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these aren’t my cats

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a few years ago i made a bunch of events set for random dates in 2018 & 2019 & forgot about them but now they’re all slowly approaching so here are some of my favorites

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[A mashup between ‘In the Hall of the Mountain King’ and ‘Low’ is playing.]

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me everyday: