reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts
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It's my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
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funniest thing in the lord of the rings is how no one can kill gollum because whenever they get close they're like "oh my god he's so pathetic and ugly i can't bear to fucking look at him. jesus christ." so they just imprison him and then he slips through the fucking bars like a looney tunes character. and this happens multiple times.
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europe: we LOVE eurovision!
europe once the votings start:
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What eurovision jury think Europe Wants: 500 boring ass ballads that sound identical
What Europe REALLY Wants: 2000's rock, bisexuality, EDM Slavic Folk, Whatever Iceland has going on
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why do all fictional capitalists look like that
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dont care didnt ask plus your pessimistic outlook on life is exhausting
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Megan Fox in Jennifer’s Body (2009) dir. Karyn Kasuma
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If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
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I wish Percy aged in real time, because in less than a month I will be the same age as canon Percy and I am not okay with that
Happy birthday, Hero.
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Blowjob? or handjob?
full time job with health care benefits
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