commander-yiker

[commander-yiker]

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine // S04E01: The Way of the Warrior, Part 1

[commander-yiker]

Help, I just realized that when Rugal bit Garak's hand, it actually felt good because of his brain implant and he had to pretend it hurt. That scream of pain was totally fake.

[commander-yiker]

Controversial, perhaps.

[commander-yiker]

pov youre a terminal that keeps acting up when the chief and second officer are on shift

[commander-yiker]

why are you so smooth captain

[commander-yiker]

do you ever think about julian “i’m different, don’t you see, jules bashir died” bashir having to listen to garak talk about how he killed elim and then finding out that elim is his first name. like. both of these guys believe on some level that they killed a version of themselves that existed in the past. and theyre Both like that

[commander-yiker]

data needs some personal matinence sometimes. or something

[commander-yiker]

my guiding star

[commander-yiker]

Only 39 slutly, slutly years till the Vulcans show up

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BOOP!

ah whoops...

[commander-yiker]

In celebration of Jim Kirk's birthday I will be kissing him with tongue

[commander-yiker]

one of my favorite garak mannerisms is whenever someone says something to him he clearly finds completely wild and his eyes briefly widen like

before he reacts properly. when someone tells you something SO fucking stupid that you momentarily turn into a muppet

[commander-yiker]

[commander-yiker]

This is how this scene went right?

[commander-yiker]

the prophets are just waiting for you to forgive yourself

[commander-yiker]

starfleet ds9 crew: we only have two morally compromising options before us here... what we need is a third option

the third option:

he's like if the trolley problem could be solved by a mentally unwell gay lizard jumping onto the trolley and blowing up the track before it got to the junction where the switch could theoretically happen

[commander-yiker]

Okay, let’s try that again, but make it gayer