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My favorite new Halsin kiss is the one where Tav has to get on their toes because he just REFUSES to bend down this time. A man just a little ashamed of his size. Never uses it to intimidate, never uses it to coerce. Gentle man who always tries to be smaller than he is. Speaking softly, carving little ducks. He stops and grins to himself as his partner has to stretch to meet him. Eagerly stretches, even. He gets the tiniest THRILL of just allowing himself, for once, to tower over his partner, and his partner loving that about him.

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Made a friend at work!

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Halsin being such a thick hunk of an elf who's obviously got giant meat and heavy breeding balls etc while having such a cute sweetie face is SO attractive to me. I've seen the fanart of him with a beard and I understand it but I love him being a pretty elf who's also big and thick as hell. It adds to his charm of being a tender sweetie pie who will gently and patiently take care of you and whisper words of encouragement while he slowly stretches you out on his massive cock.

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archmage dilf rolan. you agree.

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He didn’t notice at all last night.

Apparently at one point he was joking with an officer

We’re all screaming in officer chat

So my wow guild if offering an officer position to one of our longtime players

But naturally we can’t just ask him if he’d like the position

So instead we gave him the officer role in discord but messed around with permissions and stuff so he still can’t see the hidden officer channels

But if you look at the right side panel he’s listed as an officer

And he’s been typing in text channels and hasn’t realized that his name is now officer teal instead of member purple

So we’re going crazy in officer chat seeing how long it’ll take him to notice

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He’s in voice chat with two officers and some other guildies and the officers are going crazy

If somehow he doesn’t notice we need a contingency plan (aka just @officer-ing until he realizes that he’s included in the ping)

So my wow guild if offering an officer position to one of our longtime players

But naturally we can’t just ask him if he’d like the position

So instead we gave him the officer role in discord but messed around with permissions and stuff so he still can’t see the hidden officer channels

But if you look at the right side panel he’s listed as an officer

And he’s been typing in text channels and hasn’t realized that his name is now officer teal instead of member purple

So we’re going crazy in officer chat seeing how long it’ll take him to notice

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So my wow guild is offering an officer position to one of our longtime players

But naturally we can’t just ask him if he’d like the position

So instead we gave him the officer role in discord but messed around with permissions and stuff so he still can’t see the hidden officer channels

But if you look at the right side panel he’s listed as an officer

And he’s been typing in text channels and hasn’t realized that his name is now officer teal instead of member purple

So we’re going crazy in officer chat seeing how long it’ll take him to notice

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♻️

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Between my two tone hair and there never being many glasses options pic crew hates meeeeee

Ty for the tag!

@tomtomslongdong thank u for tagging me honey! you know i love cute shit like this hehehe

the goal is to make it look as much like yourself as possible, so <3

link to make your own here

pssssst please feel free to tell me to fuck off if you don't like being tagged in these but: @calumfmu @cinemabean @eddiesxangel @eiightysixbaby @ghostlyfleur @joshlmbrt @lighteyed @littlexdeaths @obriengf @urhoneycombwitch @xxbimbobunnyxx (alternatively if you enjoy participating in these and i didn't tag you pls lmk and i promise to tag you from now on)

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Fighter D has made it onto my cabinet because he’s way too quotable

#go go loser ranger #fighter d #sentai daishikkaku

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can I just say how heartbreaking it is that Halsin continuously doubts someone could love him? when he says "my heart does not stir lightly... but it does now" he actually has to take a moment to breathe and close his eyes. like he's scared to admit it. like once he opens his eyes, the PC will be gone. even during his romance scene, you have to encourage him that this was what you wanted and that when he goes into wildshape and back into his regular form, PC tells him "it's okay, now come here" like he's TERRIFIED of scaring the PC because he rambles and apologizes profusely.

and when you solo romance him/decide to leave with him post brain, he tells you in the epilogue:

"Yet you chose me", like he STILL can't believe pc could've picked him over ANYONE. This man wants to be loved but STRUGGLES to believe it once someone actually loves him and it's so heartbreaking. He's just a gentle giant. (also thank you @autistichalsin bc you've encouraged me to start analyzing Halsin with your posts)

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yes

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Mass Effect: Andromeda (2017) dev. BioWare

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When the Archon came to Heleus, he demolished our sovereign state – took what he wanted, as if we were nothing. Now, the kett mercilessly abduct angara. Often, we never see our people again.

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i just think that halsin would give the best head <3 also he would totally eat ass idc what anyone else thinks

#and you’re right!

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Feels good to be raiding again! I missed my idiots