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I emailed sex.com and they said you havent even registered an account 😂

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Lmao Sony has given up on the ps5. The console wars are over bro. Eveyone has been completely wiped out.

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And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?

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At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.

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the first log you read in an abandoned laboratory with blood stains on the floor and gouges in the walls:

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when i say “yippie!” i’m doing this

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glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

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“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire

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my watch doesn't quite communicate notifications right, so any time I get a note on Tumblr, this is what I see :/

it's not even on that post

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COMPUTAH. GENERATE MY FURSONA IN ILL-FITTING RUNNING CLOTHES, EARLY 21ST CENTURY, SWEATING AND PANTING.

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ancient sumerian little girl kicking her legs up in her bedroom imprinting images of gilgamesh and enkidu kissing on her cuneiform clay tablet and then taking it to her mom to bake and preserve it

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one time my friend and i came up with a basic “language” called wheat vegetable root. wheat represented every noun. vegetable represented every verb. root represented every adjective. it was very body language based. if my friend beckoned and said “vegetable”, i understood that my friend was telling me to walk with them. if my friend pointed to something and said “wheat”, i understood that they were showing me something. if they said “root wheat” and smiled, they’re saying this thing is good. if they say “root wheat” and frown, they’re saying this thing is bad. we spent a whole day talking like this and drove the rest of our friends insane.

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"how dare you hide this in the tags" -> "you sir have won the internets"

"none of these words are in the bible" -> "thats enough internet for today"

"op check your carbon monoxide detector" -> "were you on drugs when you made this"

and so on and so forth

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going "yaaaay my turn!!!" gives you right of way anywhere you go