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The Second Social Attempt

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The Fisherman, 1957, Victor Brauner

Medium: mixedtechnique,board

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A storm, 1932, Rene Magritte

Medium: gouache

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Letter to the editor in The Times, Munster, Indiana, October 6, 1955

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My opinion on conspiracy theories.

- big foot is just a woman who became overwhelmed by the multiple view points and beliefs of society. Should she shave her legs or no? She couldn’t decide so now shes hiding. Please leave her be, she is very stressed.

- The moon landing was not faked, the moon is fake itself. Really its just a ball of fine cheese theyve been filming on a black table cloth. They can’t do another film of it because the cheese smelled too bad and Greg from security accidentally threw it out. Thanks Greg, now we have Shane Dawson on our ass.

- moth man is just a new kind of furry worried about being accepted in the community.

- A bit ago the government wanted to get closer with all of us and they assigned us FBI buddies. It wasnt supposed to be to monitor us, the FBI agents they chose are just very shy and have a fear of rejection. Please be patient I’m sure he will talk to you soon, also please be gentle they are very sensitive.

- Area 51 is like a highschool washroom, you kinda wanna go there because you have to pee, but there’s too much mystery surrounding it that you haven’t yet. That’s because area 51 is just a really nice washroom that they’ve been hiding for no reason and now its been so long nobody has the willpower to tell us that is all it is.

- The stuff that comes out of the back of the airplane is just the airplane having nerve induced gastrointestine troubles. Nobody will tell us what it is because they don’t want the plane to feel embarassed.

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The Lost Boy

Due to the nature of Jeffrey Dahmer’s full confession, there is little room for conspiracy theories - but because of the graphic nature of his crimes, the theories in circulation are not without any support. One prominent theory that still holds weight among some, is that Dahmer kidnapped, raped, then decapitated and discarded the head of Adam Walsh, a six year old boy from Florida. Some of the notoriety in this particular case stems from the fact that Adam Walsh was the son of America’s Most Wanted host, John Walsh.

At the time the murder occurred, Dahmer had recently been discharged from the Army and, in an effort to avoid his father’s disappointment by returning home to Ohio, he decided to take a one-way ticket to Miami, Florida. While there, he worked at a subway shop and stayed in a hotel, drinking his days away until he ran out of money and began sleeping on the beach. This escape would only last 6 months, from March to September of ‘81.

In July of 1981, Adam Walsh was last seen at Hollywood Mall with his mother, who had only been absent momentarily, asking about a lamp and leaving Adam to play video games at a kiosk with some other boys. An argument separated the boys and Adam was never seen alive again. Two weeks later, the presumed (DNA and forensic testing was in its infancy - something important to note when considering any details regarding this case) head of young Adam was found in a canal by a fisherman, his death was determined to be by asphyxiation. His body was never found.

Two years later, in ‘83, Ottis Toole, an inmate and previous drifter, serving time for seemingly random homicides of no specific MO, confessed to the kidnapping and killing of Adam Walsh, with grisly details. According to Toole, he offered Adam toys and sweets to lure him to his vehicle, where he planned to attempt to brainwash him into thinking he was his own son. However, he quickly became annoyed with the child and hit him in the face to stop his sobbing and did not stop until Adam was unconscious. At this point, realizing Adam he was still alive, he strangled him with his seatbelt, decapitated him with a machete, raped his corpse, and burned his body, keeping the head for a couple days before ‘remembering’ he had it, and tossing it into the nearby canal. Although he later recanted these claims, a renowned friend/partner - serial killer Henry Lee Lucas - substantiated them in similar detail. It is said that Toole confessed to the murder once again on his deathbed in 1996.

Due to the forensic limitations in the 80’s, in addition to police incompetence - having lost the entire vehicle Toole drove, as well as the DNA evidence included therein, and the machete used in the incident - neither Dahmer nor Toole were attributed to the murder for another 25+ years.

Dahmer, up until his death in 1994, maintained that he was never interested in children (his youngest victim was twice Adam’s age, plus a couple more years) nor did he commit any homicides during his short stay in Florida. Although witnesses claimed to have seen a man in fatigues, Dahmer insisted he did not wear these after his leave from the military - his clothes were shipped home to Ohio, without him. He also stated that he has never been to Hollywood Mall, which was 30 minutes away from his job at the sub shop. Infamous for his lengthy and detailed confession regarding his 17 murders, Dahmer only ever claimed he would accept credit for Walsh’s death if it would get him the death penalty, but still that he did not actually commit it.

In 2008, over ten years after Toole had died in prison from liver failure, investigators finally closed the case - Toole was officially the murderer of Adam Walsh. Walsh’s father has expressed gratitude for the closure and does not personally believe Dahmer was ever a valid suspect. Police now claim that Toole was always the primary suspect, but that they could not prove it without the forensic backup lost. The case was settled by previously unknown connections.

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Ahulabrum - The Phantom Of Flatwoods

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Analog glitch noir inspired by mid-century UFO paranoia, conspiracy theories, “men in black” encounters, etc. This was the January exclusive mini-print from my Patreon.

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conspiracy theory: barnacle boy had a twin but the government took him to do experiments on him and he turned into a squid…that twin is…squidward

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On the morning of November 9, 1979, Forestry worker Robert Taylor went for a stroll with his dog in Dechmont Woods, nearby the town of Livingston in Scotland, where he claimed to have been assaulted by extra-terrestrials. Along the path he was taking, he came across a clearing. Hovering above the forest floor was what he described as a ‘’flying dome’’–a massive, spherical object about 6.4 meters (7 yards) in diameter. He claimed the unusual object was ‘’a dark metallic material with a rough texture like sandpaper’’ featuring an outer rim with small propellers. He stared in astonishment as the object appeared to be dematerializing and solidifying again. Just then, a horrible burning smell permeated the air around him as two smaller spheres that resembled sea mines descended from beneath the much larger sphere and began rolling across the grass toward him. They stopped before him and protruded six spikes, then seized him by the hips and attempted to pull him toward the space craft. At that point, Robert lost consciousness. He later woke up battered and bruised with rips and tears in his clothing, the air full of a choking gas. But the objects that attacked him had vanished. 

Police would later accompany Robert to the area in the woods where he received his injuries and discovered strange indentations in the ground that oddly resembled ladder-shaped marks and forty holes surrounding it. The police recorded the incident as an assault, and Robert’s torn trousers had been sent to a forensic lab for analysis where it was concluded that something had indeed attached itself to his trousers and tried to pull him up. But skeptics believe there is a more logical explanation to what Robert had experienced. Patricia Hannaford, founder of the Edinburgh University UFO Research Society, suggested that he may have had an epileptic attack which could have caused hallucinations, the foul odor he detected, his headache, and his loss of consciousness. 

But how do these conjectures explain the strange imprints in the ground? Steuart Campbell, a UFO skeptic who had examined the site where the incident occurred, thinks he may know the answer. He noted some PVC pipes in the adjacent field that may have very well been stored in the clearing. He also came to find out that the local water authority had placed a cable duct about 100m from the clearing. Both of these could have very well been responsible for the strange ground markings that were observed. Suspiciously, when the government’s UFO files were released in 2009, it was devoid of any record of Robert Taylor’s encounter. Could this have been a cover-up?

To the day of Robert’s death, he fervently maintained his stance—on that brisk morning, he was attacked by something out of this world, something extra-terrestrial. And many conspiracy theorists and avid believers of aliens remain on his side. 

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Ok but what if the marvel universe is real and Thanos used the reality stone to make us all think it’s just movies and comics

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Conspiracy Theory:

“It’s raining men” and “Let the bodies hit the floor” are the same event just from wildly different perspectives

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St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, April 25, 1909

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If the government is watching me through my iphone they’re seeing the most boring life like honestly I feel bad for them

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In the polar express, Tom Hanks voices all of the adults except for the mother. In the very beginning of the movie we see the main character on the stairwell watching the shadow of his father carrying his sister, who is wearing a Santa hat, on his shoulders, and the main character believes for a second that he is witnessing Santa in his house. If the entire journey of the polar express is a dream, it can be inferred that the main character’s father’s voice has been superimposed into all of the adult characters because his father’s voice is one of the last things he hears before falling asleep. This could also be interpreted as the kid knowing deep down that Santa is just his parents; he may not believe in Santa but he believes in the true meaning and spirit of Christmas. In this essay I will

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The Wellington Conspiracy.

If you’ve been in this fandom long enough, you’ve probably heard the phrase “What happened in Wellington?” at some point. This has brought itself to be one of the most questioned moments in One Direction’s history. For the last 5 years, we have all been trying to piece together what has happened. Here’s some background as to what sparked this question within the One Direction fandom:

On April 22, 2012, One Direction performed the last show of the Oceania leg of their Take Me Home tour in Wellington, New Zealand. 

Back when the boys used to color coordinate their outfits like the Rugrats.

After the concert, the boys went out for celebratory drinks to start off their month long break between tour dates. Fans discovered where they were and hung out outside the bar they were in. One fan managed to take a video on their potato, producing the lowest possible quality video to ever exist on the internet. This video is believed to be showing the infamous “Wellington Kiss.” 

Not even a Nokia could produce a video with such low quality.

As you can make out through the 5 pixels on your screen, Harry and Louis definitely seemed very close. Many Larries believe that this video is concrete evidence of Louis and Harry kissing in public. It is speculated that you can even hear Louis yell out “Boyfriend!” in the video. However, they did not kiss that night, or at least not in that video. Something else happened. Something… bigger…. 

What really happened here? (x)

If you look closely, Harry appears to be very close to Louis’ neck. We suspect, with reasonable evidence, that Harry bit Louis in this area. The boys of One Direction have mentioned “love bites” and how they give them to each other. There have been a few instances where Harry has been keen on nibbling on Louis’ neck in particular, one of which being linked below:

Harry lunges at Louis’ neck after watching him nearly the entire interview.

While this proves to be quite suspicious, there are numerous aspects of Harry’s life that have us thinking. Here are some other questionable things about Harry Styles:

1. He enjoys hanging out at night. Here is a collage of images of Harry lurking about in the dark:

Notice a trend? He seems to fancy the color black quite a bit…

2. Harry sings a song called “Up All Night.” Humans tend to sleep during the night… so why is Harry awake during this time? Does he even sleep?

Lyrics from the song “Up All Night.” Notice the line “I’m still wide awake.” Suspicious, right?

3. Recently, Harry came out with a magazine cover and spread in Another Man Magazine. The images are quite shocking, as Harry appears to be wearing clothing from as early as the 1960s. Were the images inspired by the 60s… or were they taken in the 60s?

Harry Styles, looking suspiciously like a member of The Beatles.

4. Harry has a tattoo that he has covered up in recent years. The tattoo on his wrist read “I CAN’T CHANGE.” What couldn’t Harry change? Was it about how he doesn’t age, relating back to #3 and these 1960s pictures? 

A tattoo of acceptance for what he truly is.

With the given facts above, we have sufficient reasoning to believe that Harry Styles is actually a vampire, and bit Louis Tomlinson that night in Wellington, New Zealand. 

Is there a Twilight-esque romance happening in One Direction? We believe so. 

However much evidence we think we have, there is no confirmation of this theory by Harry or his reps. We tried calling multiple times and they blocked our number… Awkward. 

Therefore, this mystery of “What happened in Wellington” remains

UNSOLVED.

-The Expired Kiwi