my sweet cheese, my rotten soldier
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“Miss Rhode Island, please describe your idea of a perfect date.”
“That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.”
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i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend
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"then would you consider, living for me?"
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literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck
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Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal
We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.
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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
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I do think it's pretty funny that fanfic premises based on illegitimate kids as an excuse for crossovers over the years have gone from "Mom character CHEATED on Dad character 😡" to "once upon a time, mommy and daddy had a threesome and now we have YOU!" lmaoooo. People don't want marital discord they just want a third parent
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occasional posts from users
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You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it
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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol
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Texts From Superheroes
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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
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