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help me

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When's the new season of Séance Dog coming out? You mean the show? Probably not for another year.

INVINCIBLE (2021 - ) I 2.07

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Discord screenshots that make you feel like you’ve been approached in a dark alley

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some notes based on my travels

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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society if you didn't have to create a million disclaimers in your posts because no one on here acknowledges implied context

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I made an Angel Generator last night! I'm currently working on a better one (and an eventual demon generator tbh) but I thought it'd be fun to share the old version! And also that I'd get a kick out of seeing peoples' interpretations of their angels.

It assigns a body type, size and what its skin is made out of, among other things. Also (somewhat) custom palettes! I picked every fucking shade myself and painstakingly pasted their hexcodes into this thang. Enjoy!

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Media characters, especially women, skew heavily towards a narrow ideal of attractiveness, we all know that and the rebellion against that is understandable, but Tumblr still seems to have no idea what's "realistic" vs "unrealistic" in that regard. I see human beings at any regular grocery trip whose bodies would have been redlined as impossible by an art blog. Clothing too. "Real clothes don't hug people's curves that much!!!" say countless guides. Yeah they can actually. All the time. The full blown boobsock effect happens. I see buff dudes walking around whose abs can be counted through their shirt. If someone isn't wearing underwear, shit bounces around just as much as the average anime, and yes people definitely do walk around with wedgies perfectly outlining each ass cheek. You don't have to go out of your way and stare to notice this, just like, go places where people exist? Some artists have just really gotta quit conflating "I just don't like that this artist could have maybe been horny about this" (which isn't a great sentiment to begin with) with "this is actually bad and sloppy art."

The actual unrealistic and shitty part was always more the implicit suggestion that only young and skinny people are sexy, and that women always need to be sexy if you're meant to like them. That's what really made it weird.

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Can't believe the New Yorker is making cartoons about color theory.

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I’m sorry if this is how you found out

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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

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