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hearing your mutuals voices for the first time is wild some of them are literally british

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I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

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WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof

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You’re meeting the friend of a friend for the first time, who’s apparently an empath. When they shake your hand, they immediately rip their hand away from you.

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when u rompin around with ya pot

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so i saw this tweet earlier

you too can have a pingus for the low low price of One Thousand Five Hundred pounds quid

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the housing market is ruining my sex life

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Watterson pulled no punches

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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

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Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

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the jerk store called. and they said. sorry wrong number. i love you

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I don't want anymore of those last war ads, I hate them so much

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milk and orange juice. the two healthy family breakfast drinks. to combine them would be the most natural thing in the world. but they are at war