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would you prefer to learn French or Italian before you die?

the threatening aura of this message reads like it was sent by the duolingo owl

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Reminder

There are no cats in America and the streets are paved with cheese

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This kid is on a mission

This face says “They WILL put some respeck on my name today, by gawd!”

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tried to throw a party for my friends and I invited these two hot girls from the beach but then this crazy chick invited herself and her loser brother with anger issues and they burned my fucking summer home down. can’t have shit on ember island

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whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

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scooby doo taufht me that the sandwich is really really tall but he is eating it anyways

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I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she’s telling all the customers that they are disgusting and they need to leave

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in the 1930s women couldn't do shit without a creature from the black lagoon or frankenstein monster trying to fuck with them

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wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

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i don’t smoke but if I was famous i’d walk around with iced coffee and a cigarette to give the tumblr girls something to chew on

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only atla is bold enough to have a beach episode but exclusively for its villains

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タンバシティ海岸 / Cianwood City

鍋子さんのポケモン四季の本に寄稿したもの