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Jack seems like the kind of person that would get lost in a resort town and while everyone’s looking for him he’s just hanging out at the candle shop thoroughly enjoying watching the employees dip and carve wax. 

#omgcp #zimbits

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guyyysss my girlfriend is the cutest and i miss her very much

#she’s at the zoo #and she sent me a picture of some sea otters all cuddled up real cozy #and she said we would be good sea otters #Anyways #she’s so cute #corn rambles #mush posting

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today has sucked so bad and i want to go lay on the couch with my gf and complain about work but she is on vacation :( it’s ok she is sending me updates of what they’re doing and they’re very cute

#i will survive but i will also be sad about it #corn rambles #mush posting

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Bitty: We traded private messages, started flirting. He came over for a while last night. We were... you know? Chowder: You can say having sex; we're both adults.

#omgcp #chowder #bitty

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kind of homophobic that i don’t get to see my girlfriend for the entire duration of lesbian visibility week

#ok technically i do get to see her sunday when i pick her up from the airport #but like that doesn’t hit the same as a post so you’re going to have to work with me here #corn rambles #mush posting

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Since Ao3 has temporarily disabled guest comments due to very mean and pornographic bots, now is a very good time for 1) readers with Ao3 accounts to comment on the fics they love and cherish to make up for those who cannot leave guest comments and 2) readers without Ao3 accounts to join the waitlist and make an account!

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shitposting today.. choose your fighter

#omgcp #shitty knight

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How to be a great goalie 101: HATE PUCKS AND EVERYTHING THEY STAND FOR!

#chowder #omgcp

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why would you go on the internet and lie

#this did make me laugh #omgcp #shitty knight

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smh has a party where they all dress as their sexual awakening. it's funny at first until all three of the frogs show up dressed as jack at which point it becomes hilarious

#oh yes #the addition is *chefs kiss* #omgcp

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Congrats on the followers!!

I would love some Kent Parson, 1:13am, in Vegas. I’m thinking The (Shipped) Gold Standard - Fall Out Boy for vibes and the rating is up to you, I’m good with any!

I’m dairaliz on AO3

ngl, as much as i love this song on its own and for Kent post-draft in particular, i was really worried about writing this one. i haven't actually written Kent POV before, so i hope i did him justice and that it's even a little bit what you were hoping to get 💜🦗

read the rest of the ficlets here

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1:31am, las vegas

Parson! Over here, Kent! What do you think about Jack Zimmermann’s overdose? No comment.

The bar Kent’s sitting in didn’t even card him. 

For all Kent wants to pretend he’s got his life together—he’s got his dream job, he’s moved out of his parents’ house for good, he’s making enough money to buy his mom a goddamn mansion—he’s scared fucking shitless. 

Every clink of the ice cubes against the bottom of his glass grates on his brain, a sharp reminder of the weight of an entire fucking franchise sitting on his shoulders. A franchise that might be settling for second-best, the only option available. Kent will never know—too terrified to ask—if Vegas would have drafted him regardless of Ja—Zimmermann’s presence; will never know just how he and Zimmermann would have done playing on opposing teams, how they would have stacked up.

And the bar didn’t even card him. Sure, he was dragged out by his new teammates, was being welcomed to the fold with alcohol and non-diet-approved bar food, was surrounded by boisterous young men who were putting their faith in him—

It’s fine, probably. They definitely picked this bar because they don’t card regularly. It’s not his teammates’ fault that the idea of one night of drinking being enough to tip the scales, to irrevocably tank a promising career, a future—is spiraling around Kent’s head, circling the drain. Zimms had been right there with him, neck and neck, constantly battling for more points, for bigger numbers. They’d pushed each other, pulling the best performance out of the other both off and on the ice. And in the blink of an eye, the flash of lightning, the space between one breath and the next: Jack had been ripped away—from hockey, from the NHL, from Kent.

Kent knew. He knew as soon as he saw Jack on the floor, skin a shade no skin should be, empty orange pill bottle next to his limp hand, and dialed 9-1-1 that life as he knew it was over. No matter what happened next, this would change everything. Part of him was panicking, practically hyperventilating, as he half-yelled, half-sobbed through the phone at the dispatcher, as he hovered ineffectually around the medics as they strapped Jack to a backboard. The other part of him railed from behind a wall of mute shock and horror and resignation as Jack blocked his phone number, kicked him out of his room, told his parents not to let Kent visit.

Each time Jack shut him out, another layer of chill settled around Kent’s heart. The wall around his real self got another brick higher every time a reporter asked about the draft. Deep in the core of himself, he wants to lash out, to push back, to scream that the boy he loves won’t talk to him and what did he do to deserve that—but even Kent isn’t self-destructive enough to say any of that where someone else can hear. So he’ll drink with his teammates, in a sketchy Vegas dive bar, and count down the days until the season starts.

It’s the only thing he’s got left.

Kent, what do you say to those people who say you only went first in the draft because Zimmermann wasn’t there? Haha, um...I guess we’ll never know what would have happened, will we? A great big mystery for us all. I’m just excited to get started on winning the Aces a Cup.

#aaaaaaaaa #ow #kent parson #omgcp

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lardo referred to alicia as a milf in front of jack once and he didnt speak to her for a week

#this is all true though #omgcp

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or if you wanna talk about check please, i’m down. that webcomic destroyed me

#omgcp

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oh! the hockey fanification of my girlfriend is going well <3 she is already yelling at the players like i do mid game and getting stressed when they’re doing something dumb

#i’ll put this here too #mush posting

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Kent and Kit at some point

#this is amazing #omgcp #kent parson

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everyone shush… check, please! updates today

#omgcp

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i wonder what kind of jack/parse fanfics ransom and holster have written

#oh So true #omgcp