cornwalltotheball

[cornwalltotheball]

Vance is the definition of “Mother’s beauty, Father’s rage.” or just “Mother’s beauty and rage.” I don’t know, but I knew that he would kill anyone if someone did something to his boys.

That’s all I have to say

#the black phone #vance hopper

[cornwalltotheball]

Bruce: Hey Vance! How are you?

Vance: You ruined my life.

Bruce: okay

-something i overheard from my classmates

#the black phone #vance hopper #bruce yamada

[cornwalltotheball]

using my big brain skills, i will now use my band-o-meter to guess what instrument the basement boys™️ +others would play💥 i am totally a professional, expert at vibes n shit😎 each word i say is canon /j

Griffin

ngl, i can see him in the clarinets section. definitely a woodwind, no arguments on that. hes a lil squeaky (WHEN PLAYING YALL) but pretty good overall. probs sits at the end of the row. memorized all of the fingerings and can switch between them pretty well. THE BEST at fast paced pieces, will spontaneously combust during slow ones (honestly same)

Billy

i feel like he would play tuba or euphonium, leaning more on euphonium. at first, i thought he seemed more like an art kid, but now that i have the mental image of him playing euphonium, i change my mind. hes pretty good, part of an endangered species though. 💯💯 has complained about his instrument being too heavy, but enjoys just resting against ghe case whenever he brings it around.

Vance

Percussion. I don’t need to elaborate.

Bruce

first of all, definitely in the woodwinds (again lmao). i was thinking either a bass clarinet, oboe or a saxophone? if saxophone, definitely an alto. although, i am thinking more oboe/bass clarinet….. yk, knowing bruce, he probably plays all of em, or maybe im just lazy. we’ll go with alto sax. vance has totally made a ‘saxy’ joke about it (projecting cause my wife does that with himself)

Robin

I think he’d be a trumpet. yeah, he would. he loves that thing. he probably has blasted it on accident though so r.i.p woodwinds in the row infront💔 he probably thinks that he can hit high notes easily, so he tries to on the first try and fucking dies. hit or miss with fast pieces, he likes them but also hates them. has asked finney how to subdivide because he zoned out

Finney

same issue with bruce, but with clarinet and saxophlne (no hobo). then i thought about it and went, ‘yeah, he’d be an oboe’. at first, i was thinking of making bruce play the oboe and finney the sax, butttt i like this better ngl. part of an endangered species, only two other hobo players with finn🙏 god at sightreading

Gwen

looking back im realizing how indecisive i am lmaoo. so our two options were clarinet n trumpet. took me a lot of back and forthing until i thought, ‘hell yeah she’d be a clarinet’ so here we are. carries the clarinets, and is probably louder than most trumpets. she’s 50/50 on sight reading. she could be awesome at it or terrible, depending the piece. complains about eighth notes.

Amy

let me project for a second and just- ‼️‼️flute‼️‼️ damn i love me flutie patooties. anygays, she has more luck hitting high notes than robin (rip) but flutes are built like that, but she can hit them without trying. she shifts 294749103 times in her seat because flute can get uncomfortable (projecting some more). sits next to gwen and they compare what each of their pieces are constructed 💗 (i do that with my friends too lmao)

#the black phone #griffin stagg #billy showalter #vance hopper #bruce yamada #finney blake #robin arellano #gwen blake #amy yamada

[cornwalltotheball]

don't wake him up tho he'll literally kill u if u do

#the black phone #vance hopper #bruce yamada #billy showalter #griffin stagg

[cornwalltotheball]

Peter, the horse is here

Forever losing it about finney just 🧍‍♂️ in the background while Vance beats the shit out of two kids. I’m just

#the black phone #finney blake #vance hopper

[cornwalltotheball]

billy would throw a newspaper directly at Vance's head and then cycle off as if nothing happened. The only reason he gets away with it is because everyone tells him it was an accident knowing full well it wasn't.

#the black phone #vance hopper #billy showalter

[cornwalltotheball]

Griffin, making brownies: I only gave him 3 dollars yesterday he needs a better gift

Vance, teasing: What's better than your life savings

Griffin: Brownie.

Vance:... Yeah...

#the black phone #vance hopper #griffin stagg #tbp griffin #tbp vance

[cornwalltotheball]

The Grabber when Vance broke the wall that would have costed $14.60 to repair

#the black phone #vance hopper #the grabber

[cornwalltotheball]

day uh six- ice skating

yes, i did kind of grow up in the rink, and yes, i do not know how to draw people skaing😽 im quirky like that🤪/j ill post the other days when my doodlebook page is filled because convenience. and lets just say theyre on a frozen river or something👺

i didnt feel like colouring it ut i still think it came out pretty good^^ still took an hour tho👹

#the black phone #bruce yamada #vance hopper

[cornwalltotheball]

silly hc time:33

Griffin can’t speak out loud (for obvious reasons) so i like to think that he can speak through the phone. how does that work? i have no idea. i just like the idea of griff having to shove the damned thing in one of the ghost boy’s face when he wants to talk to them lmao

and i drew shit for it too cause im like that^^ tw for blood and gore!!!!

#the black phone #griffin stagg

[cornwalltotheball]

which ghost boy do you think haunts the gr@bber the most?

OOOOOH FRIES I LOVE THIS QUESTIONNNN

It may be basic of an answer but I think Vance haunts him the most purely because of the rage he is forced to hold because his life was taken so early. He’s the creaks in the house when The Grabber gets up in the middle of the night. He is the doors randomly slamming even when no windows are open. He is the room becoming noticeably chilly. He is the breathing when nobody else besides The Grabber is home and Vance will continue to haunt him until he is ready to pass on

#the black phone #vance hopper

[cornwalltotheball]

I SAW THAT REBLOG @just-call-mefr1es SO I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU

I wrote fluff a while ago and i mentioned in it how Amy bought a matching pajama set for her and Gwen and how she wants to match hairstyles with her ALL the time

they also paint each other’s nails :3

#the black phone #gwen blake #amy yamada

[cornwalltotheball]

Finney: I don't really care for labels but, if you put a Sunkist Orange sticker on me, I'd let it stay.

#the black phone #finney blake

[cornwalltotheball]

thanks for eating my art🥰

anygays, so ive been watching a lot of videos revolving sign language (i have no idea why it just popped up on my yt page😭) and heard about people cracking their knuckles before signign really quickly or when theyre angry or something and my mind has just came up with this mental image of griff staring wide eyed at some doctor or someone that pissed him off and maintaing eye contact as he cracks his knuckles.

idk just a thought lmao💫

LMAOOOO love that griffin is such the kind of person to do that 😭😭💯

#the black phone #griffin stagg

[cornwalltotheball]

The phone boys put Vance in time out and you cannot convince me otherwise

#the black phone #vance hopper

[cornwalltotheball]

Finney: Chat, what do we think?

The ghost boys: Don't call us that.

#the black phone #finney blake

[cornwalltotheball]

Vance, with the intention of marriage: Hey stupid town called and they said they're missing their mayor

#the black phone #vance hopper