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Kruz: Everything kinda causes cancer these days, so...
Platy: Moderation is-
Em: Yeah, moderation is the key.
Chilled: That's why I only drink a little bit of mouthwash, otherwise I'd be in trouble.
Platy: I was gonna say- Like, once a week, I'll do meth-
Chilled: But just a little bit!
Platy: That's it. I wont do too much meth.
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Side: I would risk it all for Bowsette.
Tay: Stop it, Side.
Dumbdog: Do it for her.
Platy: 'Do it for her', what are you, a Simpsons episode?
Side: Oh, almost a banned word, guy. You almost got banned.
Platy: Wait, what?
Chilled: You said SIMP!
Dumbdog: Nah, I don't fuck with- The princess peach-bowser, what was she called?
Chilled: Bowsette? Why not?
Dumbdog: 'Cause I fuck with BOWSER.
Skadj: Exactly.
Courtilly: Ewww.
Chilled: The internet was a mistake.
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Chilled: You'll need to turn it on in the voice menu.
Platy: I'll turn you on.
Chilled: Please [long pause] don't. Not while we're live.
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Elaina: I'm in pain... I'm in Spain without the 'I'...
Chilled: ...Wait- Without the I?
Elaina: Wait.
Cheesy: You're in Span?
Elaina: Sorry. I also can't spell.
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Chilled: What would you do if Jesus said, 'My dad can beat up your dad'?
Elaina: He'd have to find him first.
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Fooya: Literally no-one pushed you, and you just said, 'I'm medic'.
Chilled: Well here's the thing, I figured- Look, the cat's out of the bag.
Fooya: The cat really wasn't out of the bag though. The cat was still in the bag.
Chilled: That's true. You're right. No-one needed to know.
Fooya: There was no bag. There was no cat.
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Elaina: Cheesy- You don't know what corn is, and you can't do math? Pick a struggle.
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Speedy: Trevor if I ever meet you in person feel free to punch me in the fucking face as hard as possible.
Greg: It's a very punchable face.
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Kruz: I love making trauma jokes, it's fine.
Chilled: Zoomers are insane, and I will stand by that. Because- The zero self-preservation for health, or anything-!
Cheesy: [laughing] Our planet is dying!
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Chilled: Got another history question for you, Cheesy.
Cheesy: What's up?
Chilled: What was the first capital of America?
Cheesy: Ummm... It would have to have been in Maryland... Uhhhh, the cauli- Not the cauliflower, the Mayflower!
Skadj: That's a boat.
Kruz: That's a boat.
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Chilled: Tay, can I ask you a personal question? While we're live?
Tay: [sighs] Yeah, what?
Chilled: Have you ever keyed a car before? Sometimes you give me 'key the car' energy.
Tay: Oh definitely, definitely.
Chilled: Wait, are you kidding!?
Tay: I'm not joking, I have.
Bijou: That's psycho bitch energy, I'm just gonna say it.
Chilled: [laughing] I didn't wanna say that-
Tay: I definitely have.
Chilled: Okay, well I'm glad my radar still works.
Bijou: I'm sure they deserved it.
Tay: Oh, they definitely did.
[later]
Tay: It's funnier because of who it was.
Chilled: Well I'd hate to ask-
Tay: It was my mom's husband.
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Matt: Chilled, I swear to God-
Chilled: Which God? Just so I know if I'm in trouble or not.
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Junk: I don't understand how my wife watches Christmas movie after Christmas movie after Christmas movie.
Jeremy: Tis the motherfuckin' season my guy.
Junk: She's been watching them since July.
Jeremy: Oh. Never mind. She needs help.
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Greg: Your sleep schedule, man... I don't understand how you have the energy that you do.
Platy: Uhhh... It's the cocaine.
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Side: Are you gonna take a leave (from streaming)... When it's time (for the baby), Courtilly?
Courtilly: Oh, no, I figured I would stream from the hospital.
Side: I'm really gonna miss you.
Courtilly: I am too, Side. I am.
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Junk: I know I gave you my address, you didn't put it in your phone?
Chilled: Junk, I don't even have peoples' names in my phone. I read the text messages to figure out who it is. It's like a little game of Clue.
Junk: I've got your address, I've been to your house! You're more than welcome to come to my house if you ever come to Arizona!
Chilled: I don't know where you live!
Junk: In Arizona!
Chilled: I know THAT- I don't have your address!
Junk: There's a lot of houses- Just pick one house. And come in. Just pick a house in Arizona- That's my house.
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