corvus-woodfordi

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at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing

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i miss the bad guys. like they really took the only good thing about zootopia (furries) and made it infinitely better by Not being copaganda

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One really interesting thing about sisyphus's character in ultrakill is how he was his own downfall in the end. Yeah his whole philosophy was to embrace futility and learn to love the struggle but like. He didn't have to fight v1. He did not have to pick a fight with the guy that killed minos and beat the shit out of gabriel twice and slaughtered their way through p-2. He could have just gone back to what he was doing before: waging war against heaven. And it could actually work this time, since heaven just lost all of its leadership to one of its own strongest warriors. But no. Instead, he chose to get railcoined and parried 1000 times and die. He turned down a chance at victory with no hesitation, because he was too eager to lose. But he did die happy, I guess

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They did it again and iii was watching from the side

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😳

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I have unwittingly witnessed a new level of the absurd. Behold, the AI-generated equine anatomy models.

Ah yes, my favourite parts of the equine body. Paster and... *looks at the smudged writing on hand* boob. At least this one looks purely decorative and the being actually looks like a horse. But don't worry, it gets worse.

If we completely ignore the hipopotamus musculature of this one, there's still a lot of things that don't make sense in this one, like a tail that ends in a series of bone spikes and a complete lack of molars. You could make a cool pokemon on the basis of this, but it's not even in the realm of being an actual anatomy help.

I'm firmly convinced this is not a horse, this is something that really, really wants you to think it is a horse. The more you look, the more things look... wrong. The more details turn out to be shifted, bones crammed in to fill in the familiar form, its shape merely implied so that the human mind fills the gap. Of course the text seems like gibberish, because its anatomy is incomprehensible. it's either a parasite or a monster and in each case, it's an eldtrich body horror. I'm kind of angry at how well this joke writes itself.

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just wanted to draw them but then i started fuckin around+forgot what slenderman looked like

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“Ladies and gentlemen can you make some noise for IVYYYY”

#SCREAMING #sorry I haven’t been mentally okay about them for a hot minute 🧍

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whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean

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serial unaliver takes me out every fucking time

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Oli & Ivy ❤️

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booktok videos should be categorized as some sort of threat to public health

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me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying

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mlp roleplay [18+ only]

*rarity smiles mischievously* dont look so surprised to find me here… ive been waiting for you 

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sacred moments in time captured by jessdrews