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cosmicccroissant 6 months
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I feel like nuclear weapons are the solution to everything. Can't find your keys? Nuke the place you have to go to. Hungry? Eat a nuclear missile. Capitalism? NUKE IT BABY!
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cosmicccroissant 6 months
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I pronounce Zine like wine because I'm just so punk I punk the punk community.
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cosmicccroissant 6 months
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I actually need to correct myself here, it's named after a romance novel which isn't as funny, but is still somewhat comical.
The fact that there is an element named after the state of California gets made 100x more funny when you learn that California is named after an erotic fantasy novel.
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cosmicccroissant 6 months
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I'M NOT A BOT I SWEARA
I'M NOT A BOT I SWEAR TO GOD! PLEASE DO NOT PUSH ME TO THE CORNERS OF THIS SITE! IT TOOK ME LIKE 5 MINUTES TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO POST THIS!
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