cosmictiddies

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big news from the girl factory! they’re inventing a new kind of girl who is both taller than you and also kinda faggy with it

#thats just my wife

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The majority of people are horny. People are always going to be horny. You cannot stop people from being horny. Throughout history there have been extensive attempts to suppress horniness and they haven’t worked. You can be mad about it all you want but horniness will prevail against any adversity. There will always be an aspect of horniness within society. Sexuality cannot be contained by having missionary sex with your spouse alone in the privacy of a dark bedroom.

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so I've been kissed stupid by a trans girl, what now?

seek the sacred amulet

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I’m putting in my too weak notice.

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If i was a gay male whenever my girl friends come down the stairs in a gown id say oh my goddess in the softest voice you can imagine and itll light up their day and make all of us squee but im a woman whos attracted to women so ill just build them a chair or whatever im supposed to do. #BUTCHES WHO SQUEE

#i cant even build a chair 😔

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we need to bring back inviting people over for cake and coffee. my grandma used to do that all the time and I think it's a lost art

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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

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i literally have to lay down after every minor task. going to the supermarket is a herculean effort. how am i supposed to live a life like this

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had a dream that tumblr implemented a new feature where when you blocked someone you had the option to say why and that person would get that reason as a popup. people would wake up to dozens of popups in the morning of why their blog sucked. You could not opt out of this

#my brain was so funny for this. pvp

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Sorry I was dreaming of a world where trannies don't have to be inspired creatives or kinky sex bombs or skilled programmers or funny shit posters or successful women in STEM or perfectly passing or (often unwilling) voices for their whole community or perfect saints to get some God damn love and respect from people who aren't also trannies.

I hope one day we can all just be some chick.

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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

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it's actually really embarrassing how you're trying to flee my haunted castle right now

#harrow when gideon kept trying to escape the ninth

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why do we always have to ship characters as in love why does no one have divorce headcanons

#prev gidianthe

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U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.

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Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

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Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

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Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So