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had an au thought and ran with it o/

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Klimt + The Addams Family

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ellie

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"How to find the right glasses for your face shape", oh, bullshit. You pick ones you think a hot scientist in a bad horror movie would wear and then you just go do whatever.

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is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i used oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?

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austin powers receiving cbt: smashing baby

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another older comic, she’s goin through it

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a youtube artist could be like . graduated from the best art school in the universe or something but if they make art advice videos that are titled like YOUR ART SUCKS! DON'T DO THIS EVER! i will immediately decide that all their advice is wrong & stupid sorry

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You guys . . . No. If the only thing I ever teach you is that lichens, moss, and algae are not hurting trees, then this entire endeavor will have been worth it. Who out there is looking at a fucking tree, seeing something growing on it, and stewing over it? I am imagining some man noticing a tree trunk for the first time in his godforsaken life and thinking "hmmm . . . That can't be right." Like not looking at a single other tree trunk, just worriedly turning it over in his head. Lying in bed, trying to fall asleep, can't stop thinking about that weird fuzzy stuff they saw on a tree earlier. Then he googles and sees this and can finally relax. The world is right again. Maybe next time he is out he looks at another tree and *gasp* there it is again! And suddenly it's everywhere: moss in the cracks of the sidewalk, lichen on the telephone poles, a slime of green algae on the subway wall. Suddenly the world is alive, and he no longer has to worry.

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He’s on an adventure 🌧️🐱

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little guys covered in red

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i cant stop thinking. about this cat

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hello my hand is gonna fall off

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The thing about Ed/Stede is, according to every rule of rom coms and every narrative convention these two should be a case of opposites attract. The flamboyant Gentleman Pirate and the dark leather-clad Blackbeard, striking up a deal where Ed teaches Stede to be a competent pirate in exchange for Stede teaching Ed how to live the high life. That’s one of the most opposites attract premise I’ve ever heard.

But in actuality, you stick those two in a room together for five minutes and you’ll be going, “Oh, these two weirdos are basically the same person, huh?” and I love that for them. 12/10 character design, no notes