everyone who knows me knows im obsessed with this photo of joan jett pretending to piss on a fire hydrant its like a renaissance painting of a bible figure to me the very definition of your swag too different
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people who don't follow chess I promise this post is really funny
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dont care + didnt ask + you know nothing of Javert + I was born inside a jail + I was born with scum like you + I am from the gutter too
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Uncle, how to get to the beautiful country? by Xiaoyu Wang
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SCARY INMATE: welcome to the warriors prison what are you in for?
ME: flowing water, still rock. a sunlit meadow and a gentle breeze
GRUFF INMATE: she's one o' them poets! get 'er, lads!
[I swiftly dispatch them with a flurry of blows]
ME: even a delicate rose has thorns..
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"this is not for you" isn't just the House of Leaves book dedication. it's also something you can say to a cat while you're trying to enjoy a meal
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Adam Clague (American b.1982), Cara Oranges and Coffee, 2022, Oil on board
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