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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

#this is how I get through speech class #it pays to be a bitch sometimes

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Voted as the worst couple in the entire sect bc of their annoying ass pda

[ID: Scum Villain fanart of Luo Binghe enthusiastically hugging Shen Qingqiu, who makes an annoyed sound but is blushing. Luo Binghe is in white disciple robes. End ID]

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M. Night Parmesan

like the idea of unnaturally aged cheese. making my gouda old using dread magics forbidden by the college of sorcery

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tshirt that says "LIVING PROOF OF GOD'S HUMILIATION FETISH"

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event at my college promised free ice cream today. do I risk it all?

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a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic

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I couldn’t find any gritty Valentine’s so I made my own

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new rule: if you don't understand this you're not allowed to write superman

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If you work hard and get all your assignments finished on time, you'll be rewarded with all the work that your colleagues failed to do with three days remaining before the deadline upside-down smiley face.

#i feel seen #completing my part of the group project is like doing the dishes I swear

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son we pray to the Pork Clock in this household

#you could say it’s hogwatch?

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Get ready to be befuddled question askers, for it is not me stuck in this room with you but you stuck in this room with me. You are contractually obligated to be in this room for 30 minutes. It will feel longer. You will exit and different person than when you entered. We may kiss. Don’t make it weird. Let’s do this

#today in my job interview #i’m just a little guy

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you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

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I’m in the woods placing cardboard cutouts of morels in the leaf litter to trick and bamboozle people

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THIS FUCKIN ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!

Dumb idea i had

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pacific rim is my favorite romcom

#those gay scientists have my whole godamn heart