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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

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#my pookie

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yellowjackets x the bible

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Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts

#i got coffee today :]

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modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

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“Is it okay if I draw fanart of your fanfic?👉🏼👈🏼”

My brother in Christ we shall have a spring wedding

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something i love about the early percy jackson books is you can tell it was a bedtime story. The chapters have very similar structures, all containing a hook, a lead up and a climax, and knowing it was originally a bedtime story told in separate little adventures adds some adorable backstory as to why.

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love how each pjo book takes place in the span of a week. so like every summer percy has one crazy week and then the rest of his year is normal

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Physically I'm at work, emotionally I'm screaming into the void, spiritually I'm in bed, mentally I'm writing fanfiction

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That writers room must’ve treated the Last Olympian as some sort of bible because they truly Get the idea that Percy does not like the gods. that he does what he does in spite of his opinion. They make sure that the audience knows that Percy doesn’t find this fair and that he doesn’t like this. That he and Luke are more similar then they expect.

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take figures out of their boxes btw. sew patches on your favorite jacket. go to bed with your favorite plushes. wear the pants you usually save for special occasions. draw something cool on your wall. put a sticker on your laptop. dye your hair and pierce your lips. glass is meant to break, metal is meant to rust. items are meant to be used. that's how the world knows that somebody loved them.

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nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don't want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.

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is this anything

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"what's the appeal of drag kings" because women are my favorite guy next question

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fucked up that we got 2024 on monday

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“how is annabeth head of athena cabin” have you ever met an autistic 12 year old girl. she’s running that shit like the navy

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saying “i wouldn’t be a good parent” is a morally neutral statement and i’m sick of whenever i say it people replying “noo no you’d be a GREAT mother i know you would!!!” like… no! being a good parent requires a certain set of skills and traits and i know that i don’t have them and that’s a good thing!!! i think people should figure out if they would be good parents BEFORE having kids and maybe we’d have less shitty parents in the world! fuck!