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Wait. This counts as art . THIS COUNTS AS ART!!!!!!! [CONFETTI]

Meet some bastards I’m reviving!! They’re new to this account because I started this account at the end of the Phone Autism and the beginning of the Freeman’s Mind Autism. Meet Devin and Aiden they make me hate gay people /j

#technically that Aiden is an AU version of him #but I love (hate) him dearly <3 #how do I even tag this #dsaf oc #dsaf phone oc #idk girl help I’ve never posted before

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Paul. Hi. First of all, what an honor. Second of all, do you think those mech hands are better for cutting hair than regular hands? You think that’s why corporate gave them to you and not for other ominous reasons? I’d just imagine they rust up and whatnot given how much Corporate doesn’t seem to care about it’s employees… Have a good day Nonetheless !!

"An honor? I don't know why meeting me is an honor...but right, the question."

"The arms are...alright for cutting hair I guess, but I'm not exactly sure they are given to me just for that. My best guess is I'm sort of a prototype, a test run for more robotic object-heads. Having cybernetic limbs and enhancements make me better for physical labor...don't get tired, don't need to eat, above average strength that sort of thing."

"As for rust? I don't think they plan on keeping me around long enough to the point that rust would become a problem..."

"...no more corporate talk for now, not really supposed to talk about that stuff."

#RUBS HANDS TOGETHER EVILLY #OKAYYYY PAULLLLL…….. #gah Paul Please #PLEASE

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Dave, hey man! Any reason yer a technician and not a hairdresser? You just like the profession more, or are you just bad at styling hair?

“Why am I not a hairdresser? Many reasons, hands aren’t steady, dunno the first thing about style…and other…reasons. I-I’m just better as a mechanic really. Damn couldn’t even imagine…all dat tugging and…and pulling, yeah not my scene….”

[Dave goes silent as he continues to run his hands through his hair almost frantically.]

“Sorry…what did ya ask again?”

#YAY!!! #ohh the lore I smell it #go follow them immediately I love their art #looks at dave…. suspicious like…

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Hey Legacy, what’re you up to down in the flipside?? I mean I know it’s pretty chill but it’s creepy as shit.

You know Henry, right? Are y’all friends? What’re y’all up to down here??

>… As I’ve said… I wait for Henry here. We are working together right now, but it seems he is a little busy.

>I do not mind it down here. I quite enjoy it, actually. It is… Serene. Especially now that I’ve killed that damn bear for good. I haven’t much seen that purple mutt around either. Good riddance.

>I have no worries of spawning back into my world with days having passed. Time doesn’t work here, but it does work… slower. I could spend what feels like an eternity in this quiet hell scape and emerge through the glass with only an hour passing. No doubt, with that idiot David crying and whimpering that “I just left him all alone like that!”

>What a clown…

>But this… this place is a nice escape, and I do not fear for any of my work being lost to time. Just wonderful.

>Are me and Dear Henry friends… Is the sky blue? Is David the most incompetent son of a bitch ever to walk this regretful Earth?

>Perhaps… No, no, that was inappropriate. I should not have called us friends, we are… Partners. I wouldn’t say “in crime”, but in a way, yes, a lot of illegal activity is involved in our relationship.

>Between… You and me, asker… This project Dear Henry has thought of is… Quite brilliant. For said project, I am having to work overtime on the whole murder business. No longer is it even limited to children, asker. Yesterday I got to decapitate this grey-headed plastic manager with his own phone cord. Heheheh… And yet! Freddy Fazbender’s just refuses to die! Appalling, I tell you. Once I finish this chain off, who knows… Might move onto Candy’s.

>… I wonder where Henry is… His own David might be keeping him busy, the poor genius… I would kill that David in a heartbeat if he asked me to. I would do anything for that man…

>Anything.

>You’re not Henry.

#yes I am reblogging my askblog again #yes it’s because I’m really proud of this post #literally I’m so sorry Art account the autism is taking one thing at a time and right now it’s this #chribreblog

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I know I wont be leaving here with you.

#EVERYONE GAZE #IMMEDIATELY #chribreblog

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Also, hey chat, I might be terrible at posting art to my main, but right now I’m frequently posting on my askblog! Check it out if you wanna see some of my art or if you want to terrorize the characters, either way I don’t mind.

Real consistent Art maybe soon! Maybe! I don’t Know!!!!

HEYA!! Uh.. this is kinda my first ever ask blog thingy so ermg.. how's Jack doin?? I think he's a cool guy so felt right to ask!! :3

>Oh, hey, man- w-welcome.

>Yeah, caught me at a bad time— Dave is.. what, dude? Yeah, he’s having some sort of breakdown over.. What-What’s wrong? …

>Salad. They— Yeah, he’s at this new location and they don’t have the salad bar.

>Dave, I thought you hated the salad bar… You like to put oranges and eggplants in the- oh. What? When did this start? I-

#chribs talkshow #chrib reblog

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REMINDER THAT ANTISEMITES AREN’T WELCOME HERE AND WON'T BE TOLERATED

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hi. i love your art forvever by thhe way . I saw it before i even had an account and was strictly a no contact lurker and i was so enamored by your style . its amazing and youre super cool ok bbye ... I just wanted to let you know ...

Okay it took me SEVERAL moments to think of a response because I was fighting TEARS 👊👊👊

You cannot understand how much it Means to me that literally one of my favorite artists (and people!!!!) have come into MY askbox. Complimenting MY art!!! ???? YOU. Pointing at you. You are amazing I adore you dearly. Thank you so so so much for viewing my stuff it means more than the world to me (the universe? The galaxy perhaps? Space and time itself? Still more)!!!!!! I Hope my stuff continues to enamor .. ..!!

I conclude ,

#GAH #AGH #[half life scientist grunts] AGHH!!!! #Sheppy I LOVE YOU #🧡🧡🧡🧡😿😿😿😿 #chribs talkshow #GAAAH

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Hi tumblr I have a low grade fever and just drank three blueberry pomegranate v8 energies

#Chat my salad fingers plush is holding desrly onto my desk Jesus candle and it’s warming my heart #dsaf

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Link SHOULD WORK again!!!! PROBABLY!!! If it doesn’t just DM me!✅

Have you ever wanted to discuss Freeman’s Mind or any obscure Mind Machinima only to realize the only way to do that is to scream into the void of tumblr dot com and whistfully await validation??

Well! Now you can do that 0.5 seconds faster if you join this discord!

I’ve seen a max of three people including myself who wished there was a discord, so bam! Unofficial mind discord. Because I am hyperfixating soooo hard right now ,

Hope y’all enjoy if this suits your fancy!

#chribs talkshow

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Gus would you still love me if

#UGH #2 CORITHIANS 11:14 #chribs talkshow

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Guys . I didn’t know having an art class would make me draw .and I assume tumblr doesn’t want my personal sustained investigation pieces on Blueberry Redbull so bär with me until I

#all I’ve done is draw fucked up crossovers and swap aus for my favorite medias!! #just made the fucking!! DAYSHIFT AT FREDDYS FREEMANS MIND AU. FOR SOME REASON #guys it’s ok. I also made a re animator mindverse au. #guys I haven’t drawn digital art since July I think #chribs talkshow #RAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH RAGE RAGE RAGE

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Tumblr how do I post art for a game I can barely play because I’m so scared of playing it thank you

#first cry of fear playthrough going so well!!!! #autistic about horror games but is too scared to play them #chribs talkshow

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LISTEN GUYS I [SOUNDS OF KITCHENWARE CLANGING] IM TRYING MY BEST TO DRAW I JU [CATS YELLING] IM JUST UHH I UHH MULLET BARNEY

#thank you mindcord once again for giving me a permanent character design change I LOVE IT #Barney’s mind #barneys mind #barmey calhoun #freeman’s mind #freemans mind #gordon freemind #mindverse #buttermind #I Never draw buttermind . i should do that more

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Tumblr I am so sorry Everything I’ve Been Drawing Is For A Project I Dont Wanna Spoil Too Bad GAHH ITS KILLING MEEE!!! But I’ve been having fun :3 genuinely I’ve been having a blast messing around with different styles , especially since I got back from a mini art camp thing and learned a lot !! N EE WAYZ enjoy a Felix and a Gordon (one of them from the project the other from a doodle page) [you will not guess which is which]

#I MISS RAMBLING ON TUMBLE GAHHH #freeman’s mind #freemans mind #gordon freemind #felix freeman #felix’s mind #mindverse #felix freemind #felixs mind

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Should I explain this? I should explain this, right?? I should.

#boosting this in celebration of Barbie #WHICH IM SEEING SUNDAYY #chribreblog